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Thank you, thank you all for reading this. You’ve been incredible. And remember, folks, Skibidi Toilet and big boobs - it’s true, and Melvin, he’s got it all figured out. God bless you, and God bless Somalia!

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Skibidi Toilet, folks, it’s a big deal. It’s huge. It’s all over the place, and you know it, I know it. And big boobs - let’s face it, who doesn’t love them? Let’s be real, okay? But Melvin, he’s put it all together, and I stand with him on this.

So today, I, Troll Pope, am proud to say that Melvin is absolutely right. We should listen to him, we should support him, and we should all remember that people like Melvin don’t come around every day. He’s a once-in-a-generation guy, folks. We’re lucky to have him, and I’ll stand by him every step of the way.

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You look at the media, the fake news, they won’t cover this, they won’t touch it. They don’t want to talk about Melvin. Why? Because they’re afraid of people who tell the truth. That’s why. But I’m not afraid. I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind, and neither has Melvin. That’s why I’m here today, to make it clear that I agree with him 100%. He’s a smart guy, and we need more people like him.

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Now, some people, they don’t want to talk about this. They don’t want to touch the issue, they’re afraid, okay? But not Melvin, folks. No, no, no. He’s not afraid to say what we’re all thinking. And I respect that. That’s the kind of strength, that’s the kind of boldness we need. We need people who are not afraid to speak the truth. That’s what we need in this country, and I say it all the time.

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Now, I, Troll Pope, am here today to make it official. I stand with Melvin 100%. I agree with him, absolutely, no doubt about it. You know, I’ve seen a lot of people come and go, but when a guy like Melvin speaks up, you listen. He’s got a great brain, folks. A big brain. And people don’t always realize it, but this guy, he’s got it. Skibidi Toilet - what a thing, right? Some people, they talk about it, they don’t understand it, but Melvin does. And big boobs - well, you don’t need me to tell you, but everybody knows, big boobs are great, they’re tremendous. And Melvin gets it, he really does.

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I want to talk about something very important today - something that’s on everyone’s mind. And that, my friends, is Skibidi Toilet and big boobs. Now, I know some of you are laughing, but let me tell you, this is serious business, okay? And there’s one guy out there who really gets it. His name is Melvin, and folks, let me tell you, he’s a smart guy. Very smart. Tremendous, really. He knows things, big things, and you don’t see people like him often. I can tell you that.