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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:51pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:45am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:45am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:45am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:45am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:06am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:46am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:46am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:46am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:41am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:29am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:27pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:37am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:16am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:37am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:50am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:36am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:11am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:56am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:41am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:14am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:33am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:32am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:46am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:06am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:42am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:31pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:41am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:39am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:39am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:39am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:37am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:41am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:03am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:02am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:35am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:44am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:12am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:38am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:32am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:40am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:40am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:12pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:04am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:41am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:02am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:04am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:37am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:44am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:03am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:19am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:37am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:39am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:06am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:10am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:55am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:21am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:46am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:46am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:46am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:29am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:55am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:34am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:38am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:38am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:38am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:38am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:37am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:05am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:05am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:08am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:16am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:32pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:38am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:18pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:44am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:37am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:04am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:38am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:39am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:39am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:45am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:34am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:21am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:30pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:08am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:52am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:45pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:43am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:43am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:43am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:30am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:00am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:07am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:09am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:42am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:31pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:51am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:47am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:03am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:10am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:38am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:29pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:24am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:45am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:27pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:31pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:01am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:29pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:29pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:31pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:38am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:31pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:31pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:38am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:16am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:30am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:26pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:35am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:04am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:39am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:58am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:18pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:27pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:29pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:38am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:38am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:42am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:35am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:35am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:07am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:08am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:38am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:41am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:35am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:35am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:45am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:11pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:33am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:38am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:31pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:11pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:35am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:26pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:28pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:29am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:27pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:17am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:12pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:31am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:44am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:27pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:31pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:38am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:46am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:07am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:25am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:31pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:15am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:12am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:37am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:29am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:01am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:22am