Europa Universalis IV

Europa Universalis IV

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20 Jul, 2020 @ 9:31am
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Postal Universalis

Description
Ironman compatible, only modifies sound!
Do you want Rick Hunter from Postal 2 whispering next to your ear while playing Europa Universalis? well, this is what you are looking for!

This mod changes the following sounds:
  • Declare war on other nation: "I regret nothing"
  • Someone declares war on you: "Ow! so that's what that feels like"
  • Get a call to arms: "Ow! ooh! that can't be good!"
  • Gain a peace offer from other nation: "too easy!"
  • Peace offer is accepted: "And another one bites the dust!"
  • When your king dies: "Today's the first day of the end of your lives!"
  • When your heir dies: "You probably thought you weren't gonna die today, surprise!"
  • When your heir/king dies in battle: "Ow, my clavichord!"
  • Have a new heir/consort: "Close enough"
  • Nation accepts your royal marriage: "Definitely some inbreeding going on here"
  • Complete a mission: "Mission accomplished, with extreme prejudice!"
  • Have a diplomatic offer: "Ooh, there's one"
  • Diplomatic offer is rejected: "Why does this not surprise me?"
  • Gain a casus belli: "How convenient"
  • Excommunicated: "You probably think I'm not a nice person..."
  • Raise the war taxes: "Gimme some money!"
  • Turn harsh treatment: "Get down if you don't want to die!"
  • Have a revolt: "C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress"
  • Parliament view: "Look, just sign the stupid petition. I got stuff to do!"
  • Lose a debate: "Was that supposed to happen?"
  • Win a debate: "Nice catch!"
  • Papacy view: "Bless me, father, for I have really sinned"
  • Coptic blessings view: "So that's what that does"
  • New pope selected: "And one for the pope"
  • HRE screen: "I think I'll need to keep an eye out for these folks"
  • New HRE emperor: "I am the law! *laugh*"
  • Mandate of Heaven interface: "Yeah baby, I am the lizard king!"
  • Lose stability: "Oops!"
  • Gain stability: "Mhmm"
  • Start (or load) a new game: "That's the one!"
  • Converted a province's religion: "This is surprisingly satisfiying"
  • Lower goverment rank: "This is so humiliating!"
  • Raise goverment rank: "This is gonna be sweet!"
  • Purchased new technology: "Fascinating!"
  • New idea group: "Looks like everyone in town had the same idea"
  • New idea: "I gotta find more of that good stuff"
  • Start coring: "I guess this crap ain't gonna get done by itself"
  • Finish coring: "And done!"
  • Start culture conversion: "I'm not racist, these people really do all look alike!"
  • Finish culture conversion: "And one more group offended"
  • Raze a province/burn colony: "Ahhh, time to partay with Mr. Napalm!"
  • Attack natives: "Gee, I hope nobody's taping this!"
9 Comments
Војвода Рачић 31 May, 2024 @ 9:08am 
No fucking way! This is gold!
bidzapfc 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:59am 
Hey love,
Let me know if you need Rick Hunter lines from Postal 4, I got a copy. Maybe update rest of effects to some of those <3
想想江南会怎么做 15 Aug, 2021 @ 7:44pm 
莫名想把猫装在霰弹上面
Squatting Neville 5 Oct, 2020 @ 2:55pm 
no regerts
馬宝国のネズミの尻尾汁 7 Aug, 2020 @ 9:03am 
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Turbo Autismus 30 Jul, 2020 @ 8:16am 
awesome
Blizzardz 28 Jul, 2020 @ 6:43pm 
The only mod you truly need.
Tychon Love 28 Jul, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
I regret nothing.
Tonitruant 28 Jul, 2020 @ 1:32am 
This can't be good for me but i feel great :postaldude: