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How to establish a penal colony on 2fort

By grungalog

I will show you how to create a penal colony on 2fort in this epic guide

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Category: Maps or Levels, Multiplayer, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

Class: Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy

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11 Jan, 2021 @ 11:06am

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Guide Index

Overview

How to colonize 2fort

How to use this penal colony

How to avoid being caught by the United Nations

How to justify this slavery

The end, Profit

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How to colonize 2fort

First, you will need to get a small Iranian child to begin construction on your colony. Then you must get a very large boat and some British soldiers and send them to 2fort, then use your Iranian child to construct yourself the forts, intel, and the actual prison for the criminals.

How to use this penal colony

Now you must get some criminals or Chinese people for the colony, the best thing to do is either sell some opium or go to my uncle Jimmy's house, he is a registered sex offender I think. Now that you have your criminals you must ship them on a very bad and moldy boat. Now that your prisoners have arrived you will put them to work. It's always good to use them like the Iranian child to build more things for the colony or to mine stuff like coal.

How to avoid being caught by the United Nations

Just don't get caught and shoot to kill anyone who tries to get close to you

How to justify this slavery

Use a gun to shoot anyone who tries to stop you, hand grenades also work

The end, Profit

You can either sell human meat to a shady butcher I know in Laos, or you can use your newly gained ores and slaves to reproduce slaves and sell them or sell the ores they got for you. Soon you will be rich and probably wanted in multiple countries for human rights violations with this penal colony. Good luck and don't let the UN catch you.

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Hong Lu 17 Feb, 2021 @ 9:16am

Ok,new question:

How do I kill a dictator again?he didn’t die to bullets,fire,explosion and radiation.

chinese rabbit 17 Feb, 2021 @ 9:11am

Instructions unclear, currently in international court for crimes against humanity in Angola, please help!

2012 Ford Focus 22 Jan, 2021 @ 8:51pm

thanks i am in court now for war crimes

>Ethiopia? Mine. 21 Jan, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Help, I "accidentaly" revive Mussolini in step 3, how do you kill a pasta hater without using the broken condoms of the garbage bin of my zoophilic neighbour ?

Draganborn 21 Jan, 2021 @ 12:44am

time to take skyrim

theman12 20 Jan, 2021 @ 1:41pm

thanks i tried and it worked! i have spent all my money and now i own south africa

uyghurist taliban(selling) 20 Jan, 2021 @ 1:08pm

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uyghurist taliban(selling) 20 Jan, 2021 @ 1:08pm

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