Do you enjoy playing the epic gamer fiesta mode?
Do you like the fact that it's the only way to unlock the ultra mega gamer samurai armor?
No?
Here is how YOU can learn to change your gamer mindset from sad gaming to Chad Gaming!

STEP ONE
Stop caring about winning. It's all about luck, you're not the John Halo who's always lucky! Approach every engagement with that in mind, and you won't be upset about your super muper spartan being blasted across the map and landing in the trash.

STEP TWO
Death is good. The more you die, the higher chances of you spawning with a power weapon.

STEP THREE
Sharing is caring. When you spawn with a grav hammer and a sword, share one with your teammates. You will spread the luck to other people, and if it becomes a common practice, someone will share their weapon with you one day.

STEP FOUR
Taiwan is an independent country!

I hope this guide was helpful to you, dear reader. If not, then go away because I can't help you and it makes me sad.