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My Mordhau outstanding players list
By ❂RITTER SPORTLI®❂ and 1 collaborators
Players I know, who are really good and fun to play with.
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Category: Characters, Classes, Game Modes, Multiplayer, Story or Lore, Weapons
Languages: English
Posted
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31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:15am
7 Mar @ 4:28am
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33 Current Favorites
Guide Index
Overview
Overview 
Veterans 
Veterans Part II 
Veterans Part III 
Veterans and chads IV 
Special Veterans compartment ;-) 
Medics and Bards 
Picture-Time 
Funny names I came across 
Comments
Overview
Veterans
Name
Lvl
Weapon
Style / Trivia
Active or retired
Picture

Montag ist K a c k e ;)
it is a secret to me
anything two-handed or frying pan
Most important, he is very helpful to new players and will guide you to get better. Loves fun servers
Retired
tbd

Minipongpong
244
MAUL ! also lots of bear traps
from relaxed to jester and also enganging if needed. You really can have a lot of fun with this guy
Active
tbd

Super Bonden
241
Maul. Cant handle maul as he keeps saying - dont believe him
relaxed but also engaging in a good match. Tries to learn some German words. Always fun to play with
Active

Exedy
2xx
mostly maul & bear trap
relaxed, enjoys the sound of bear traps. Knows the best spots and makes great movies.
Active

Dr_Paddy (APC)
2xx
varying, also lots of bear traps
from relaxed to jester and also enganging if needed
Active

deeph00n
265
mostly sword
likes to fight, very strong, well look at the level
Active

Messamann
312 (this is Top 10, isn´t it
pan&stone, rock&bones. And he has 44k fist kills !!!!
The laughter when he rans into battle... Absolutely fantastic
active

Yubel
2xx
Uses all, depends on what he finds. breaks the game, finds the spots the devs didnt!
dependend on mood
Active

TT-TUTNIX
228
MACE
Fighting like a man
Active

CombatGoose
2xx
mostly sword
relaxed
Active
tbd

Me ;)
2xx
falchion, messer, scimitar
I am always happy when he is on and in a game. Its fun playing with him.
Active

Spacegoat
2xx
mostly sword
likes to fight
Active
tbd

SirSaloead
2xx
mostly sword
relaxed
Active

Celestial
2xx
hm
likes to fight
Active

Alan J Wolf
2xx
hm
likes to fight
Active

Im Trashf
2xx
hm
likes to do funny stuff
Active

Sir Apoc
2xx
arming sword and speerhm
likes to do funny stuff like instant death
Active

Red Corvo
2xx
mostly sword
active engagin
Active

Johkuma
2xx
Maul
One of the best players but wont talk much. Relaxed if no need to fight.
Active
tbd
Hamburger
2xx
mostly sword
relaxed
Active
tbd

Panda
280
mostly sword
relaxed and friendly mostly. If needed he will crush the enemy to help win the match
Active
tbd

Submerged Green
He does not know it
Bardice
pretty powerfull fighter, real veteran, can be very relaxed, too. Knows all the guys
Active
tbd

Silas
2xx
Bardice
relaxed but also good fighter, he is an honest guy
Active

Zuerten
2xx
well
well
Active

Scriptzmafia
2xx
tbd
tbd
not seen him in a while
tbd

The Mad Hatter
2xx
tbd
tbd
not seen him in a while but he is active
tbd

Jens the Hogrider
2xx
Hammertime baby
What can I say...
Active
tbd

Veterans Part II
Name
Lvl
Weapon
Style / Trivia
Active or retired
Picture

Melon Dog
250
Zweihaender
He told me he is not that good :-)
Active

Martial Autist
240 (man can you imagine how many hours)
Bear trap whenever the map cries for it. Wooden mallet/ quarterstaff also.
First I added him only because of the very funny name. Then I realized he is a pretty good chap , has a good style and its fun to play with him in a team. He also has a battle tank 3-3-3 war axe avatar in gold :-)
Active


Muffin Sico13
243
Hammer
active engagin, also jester
Active

Banana_SplitLU
224
Waraxe
Fun to play with
Active

EviL
230+
tbd
tbd
Active
when will I meet him again to take a good picture?

Skippy
240+
tbd
tbd
Active
how does he look?

King Boner the Turd
251
evening star and falx
tbd
Active

Sir Cecil Cumbucket
232
Helberd
A good fighter you want on your side. Always friendly. He is feared by the horsemen
because he kills them by the dozen.
Active

Sir Drei Käsehoch
207
tbd
tbd
Active
tbd

Salfuron
230
Maul
I am enjoying his companionship very much. Also he is the only allowed editor of this Guide. So ask him about the adding of new names ;-)
Active

Truefas
231
tbd
tbd
Active

The Fancy PissMan
215
Spear
Does funny tricks and is a good fighter
Active

NerØ
231
Billhook
Active

Jui "ass" Dreadful
230
Zwei, Scimitar
Skilled fighter, always up for nice 1v1. Will talk to you in chat. Making good jokes, too. better have him in your team.
Active

Timmyfromh
225
Battle Axe
A loyal friend and a good fighter who will always support you
Active

Miyamoto Musashi
228
mostly sword
active engagin
Active

Veterans Part III
Name
Lvl
Weapon
Style / Trivia
Active or retired
Picture

JackersEdit
he has thisshiny medal thing in purple and blue...
Short spear
Man... what can I tell. An insane fighting style.
Active

KlebStoff
251
Hammer and bear traps
Likes to place traps in nice spots. Great fun!
Active

Combat Goose
2xx
tbd
tbd
Active

!Ghost!
206
hm
good fighter
Active

Dein Vater
212
Dislikes war hammer. Uses Exe Sword and anything else
good team member to turn the fight in your favor. You can have a nice chat with him
Active

Stinde
Bronce ran :-)
Great Sword
Fun to play with, and he answers in chat if you talk to him. Will let you have a fist fight even when he is king. One of the best!
Active

コンスタンティン
ye
Hammer
nice and friendly chap
Active

Carbonara (PASTA)
205
fists or hammer
Just ask him about a good pasta recipe!!!
Active

Slabba
many I guess
needs to be filled out
His mission of lifetime has ended now
Active

3 rats in a suit
100
definitely the throwing spear
just met him one time... but he has high skills in throwing spears! I love it
Active

SmittyWerbenJagger
220
frying pan, and for serious action halbert
What a nice guy and good fighter, skilled and talented. And a good bee
Active

Ritter007
218
evening star and hammer
I think I was happy to see someone with an name like that. And he is such a nice and friendly person, we became good comrades in the game
Active

Hotboy87@yahoo.com
245
falchion and a chair to throw
met by accident and he stayed on europe server despite the ping. Fun to play with
Active
Veterans and chads IV
Name
Lvl
Weapon
Style / Trivia
Active or retired
Picture

Jean Gisel
tbd
tbd
Always happy to see Jean in the game, since I was little I looked uip to him.
Active
pic tbd

Twatasaurusl
208
maul
For a long time I just took notice of him in servers. The matches with him where always good ones. He deserves a place on the list.
Active
Sir Stab a lot
245
short spear
Your mordhau experience is not maxed out if you never got stabbed my Sir Stab-a-lot
Active

ouzi
high rank, I was too afraid to ask
Bardiche
First he held me hostage and then he nearly killed a man for me. So I could get the achivement with the pommel :-) What a good lad
Active


N0mad
high level
Greatsword
He killed me four times on a ladder and then I killed him with the pommel. So I think we are even... A fine gentleman that mostly plays Skirmish
Active

Nikorkristian
278
Croncher
I cant tell what it is, but he is a good fighter, you want on your team. Fun to play with and also not as grumpy as other players. I am always happy to meet him, own team or not.
Active

Simple Jack
tbd
tbd
A very friendly guy and funny, too. Always nice to have on the server. Wont say no to a nice trampoline cata.
Active


Special Veterans compartment ;-)
Who knows them will know what I mean when I put them in a special compartment here.

Name
Lvl
Weapon
Style / Trivia
Active or retired
Picture
Darken
2xx
mostly sword, also bear traps
active engaging, will see his side to win the match and fights a pretty good style
Active

Duke Icetee (behold the double e!!!!!!!!
2xx
mostly executioners sword
He is a bad boy and he wont let you live, a really strong enemy. Climbing the score board in minutes to first rank. KD always very nice. Despite endless hours of Mordhau he still has fun killing everything in his way.
Active

CRUSH ABUSES COCAINE
273
mostly sword
active engagin
Active

Ferro
233
tbd
Most important, he wont talk to you. He will just kill everything and be on top of the KD-Scoreboard.
Active

VENOM
2xx
mostly on horseback (I was told he would only be on foot if looking for a horse)
He will definitley get you with spear and on horseback! Beware!
Active
tbd

Bloody Sultan
2xx
Spear I guess, Horse is his main weapon
Kill all the horses before he gets on one of them. He will ride everything over.
Active

Cress
2xx
tbd
Never catched him talking in chat, just slicing his way through the enemy team
Active
Medics and Bards
  • Shpaec: provides an endless supply of MedKits

  • Accident: what a friendly chap.


  • Mr. P. Nisse: plays the best songs on the best locations !

  • ItzClayne: plays really good music
Picture-Time
Funny names I came across
  • Sir Stabalot
  • Sir Packetlossalot
  • Chris P. Bacon
  • Mr. P. Nisse
  • Martial Autist
  • Knife to meet you
  • Sherlock Homeless
  • Umbringuin
  • KinderGuardian

LMAO
53 Comments
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Lady_Cum (Cumilia) 15 Mar @ 2:21pm 
No I always do tho ask Hatty!!!
❂RITTER SPORTLI®❂  [author] 15 Mar @ 2:16pm 
Well, thanks. You never play Frontline or Invasion on EU servers I guess?!!?!?
Lady_Cum (Cumilia) 15 Mar @ 1:05pm 
how come I cant find myself in any of those but literally all my friends are in this one lmao
Nice list tho totally agree
reGiNo- 1 Mar @ 8:44am 
Can't belive im not in this! D: sadge
Bread. 26 Feb @ 9:33am 
Lovely list :D
❂RITTER SPORTLI®❂  [author] 21 Feb @ 3:34am 
Jean, I am always happy to see you on the server. Lets take a picture soon
Jean Gisele 18 Feb @ 11:49pm 
Damn, this list has become quite something !
Gotta play more to make it up there so my mum can be proud
timmyfromh 11 Feb @ 5:29am 
a really good and helpfull page and a big plus to the autors for making it so enjoyble to read
TheMadHatter 5 Feb @ 2:25pm 
Im nearly on every day! But currently i need to learn master strike in KCD2 to use it to defeat ouzi in mordhau! Wdym you never heard of him?? The Hätty is süper best mördhau player who always wön!
❂RITTER SPORTLI®❂  [author] 5 Feb @ 1:40pm 
Never heard of him and didnt see you in a long while...
Wait, do I have a picture of you? When are you on next ?
So many questions:mhseymour: