ok so play this game cuz like its fun (just dont have a mental breakdown because you died to a pooter with the spindown dice)

1: play eyesack until you kick the everloving ♥♥♥♥ out of mom and you will be able to go insider her hoo ha.

2: beat a another hoo ha boss until you you kick moms heart a few times until she has a heart attack, and then when it turns into its own living thing, kill that unlock blue womb.

3:once you somehow beat hush because you got lucky with bimbone run, go open a can of kick ass on isaac (not character) and satan 5 times each, grab the poloroid and go to chest, and go 2 knuckle deep on blue baby 5 time and then 3 knuckle deep on the lamb 5 times (to fight the lamb grab negative and go sheol).

4: i think you should have a mysterious door unlocked if not dont keep reading, explode the tinted skull and grab the "fool card" and drop a trinket inside a boss room (hold ctrl for 17 years to drop) then grab poloroid, or negative and touch the door.

5: go the ghenna and find the note and acend to the basemnt again you should have grabbed a cracked key now when you go to "home" use the cracked key on a red door near moms room and make sure you playing eyesack after that get tainted eyesack and yay your halfway done.

1: he can only have 9 items 8 passive and 1 active item, after you get him learn to play him, grind the hell out of him, start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on every single boss and then you should focus on 2 unlocks, Spindown die, and glitched crown, trust me they are both insane, ater you do that unlock every tainted character. Every One.

1: get every unlock, and dead god (get every item) after that congrats your mental state has rapidy deteriorated over the course of maybe a year.

2: why are you still reading