Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to Deal With Friendlies Most Efficiently [Casual {+} Certain Community Servers]
By Tututerok✨™雨 and 12 collaborators
An actual Steam guide in the sea of irrelevant meme spam to assist real players of Team Fortress in votekicking toxic self-insertive idling griefers where they aren't supposed to be.
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Intro
Everyone who isn’t a friendly is tired of friendlies,
hence this guide to aid actual players of Team Fortress to be able to play the shooter in places where only they should be.
Efficient Methods
You may want to start a votekick on your friendly with a different reason stated beforehand and then keep typing/saying “F1 F1 F1 F1” until the vote is over, and ask the enemy team to votekick the enemy friendly for a different reason.
They are friendlies/griefers” reasons almost never work.

if you face a greater amount of friendlies than actual players, which is absurdly common, there is not much room to handle the matter properly, sadly…

But there’s one, kinda meh, solution to avoid being votekicked by friendlies.
The fix is to queue in a party, preferably of six.

Autobalance can get in the way though.
And this might be too complex…

I humbly subjectively think you should always try to impel friendlies to play the game by any (standard) means. Use every opportunity you have, never give up aiming to free non-friendly servers like official VALVe ones and non-friendly community servers from friendlies.

Ignoring friendlies is not an option, they literally “multiply” (invoke the others to become friendlies) if you do, and they are way worse than any of the cheaters in so many ways, for the reasons like because they are normalized and harder to kick.
It’s a shooter, not a tea party.

I persynally believe you’re part of the problem by not attacking them in a PvP and acting like they are a non-issue, the choice is still yours ofc-y, but please keep that in mind.

|TL;DR F1 HACKER F1 F1 F1 F1|
Interesting Statistics from the TF2 Forums
Old Stats 2020[web.archive.org]
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As of January 17th

Keyword: friendlies
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As of April 25th
Outro
Thank you for potentially reading this,
Goodbye!
61 Comments
king-tiger 19 hours ago 
Im going to stop feeding the troll now, stay miserable while I keep pooting dispensers.
king-tiger 19 hours ago 
you probably have pirated at least 5 games :dontsteamthis:
Tututerok✨™雨  [author] 30 Jul @ 9:13pm 
You have a bought account lol, 99.9999999%.
So this is what kind of people think this a mere joke - months of work..

Did you buy this account so you could say "bait used to be believable" everywhere? 2-6 years of service is my best guess.
Tututerok✨™雨  [author] 30 Jul @ 8:58pm 
Is blatantly lying inserted in friendlies' DNA?
But I suppose it makes sense.
king-tiger 30 Jul @ 1:08pm 
i know what you did coward i said "bait used to be believable" then you deleted it along with your comments telling me to cope.
Tututerok✨™雨  [author] 30 Jul @ 11:00am 
I deleted what comment?
king-tiger 30 Jul @ 10:14am 
you deleted my comment, are you scared?
Tututerok✨™雨  [author] 26 Jul @ 12:35pm 
It's like with friendlies.
Similar.
Tututerok✨™雨  [author] 26 Jul @ 12:30pm 
Idk but we truly need moderation in the Steam guides section.

I hope they'll get b& instead of cluttering useful pages with their useless spam garbage :steamhappy:
Tututerok✨™雨  [author] 26 Jul @ 12:28pm 
Yeppie!