I spent the past millennia destroying all feckless religion and nothing brought me more joy than destroying the last church of the fake gods.
Now i found out that since ive been stuck in this chair with only recent access to a 2007 build of firefox, discover that this 'inquisition' has gone around and portrayed me as some god. WHAT THE *WARP STORM FART CLOUD*.

To my sons, Don't do that :D

Stop destroying all my stuff i made you guys, that stuff is unreplaceable and i keep finding out you guys keep ramming them into fleets instead of doing tactical retreats. LIVID


If the video appears as an error, Tell the adeptus mechanicus to shove an electric waffle iron up a Lictor's spiny ass.

I keep doing better than him in Warhammer Dawn of War and then disconnects the internet when Im playing a multiplayer game. Now now I bet your wandering 'BiG e, DIdn'T RoGaL DOrn DIe?' bet you read that in a whiney voice, like Alpharius. No he didn't he's been living in the throne room's cabinet for the past 12 years. I keep telling him to lead his legion and that new 'Black Templar' successor chapter I've been hearing about but all he says is '.........mmmmmmmmno'.

Honestly another example of my sons taking advantage of my amazing parenting skills.

Yes I'm making you guys your own step.

Whoever created your war cry to sound like an English football stadium, I will personally promote you to chapter master.

Now then to the real fire and potatoes. SO....
Here is a list of xenos that re flammable and NOT flammable so STOP WASTING F- PRECIOUS FUEL.

F L A M M A B L E
- Eldar
- Dark Eldar
- Tyranids (most of em)
- Orks
- Tau
- Genestealers
-Deathwatch (their farts are very pungent)

N O N F L A M M A B L E
- All chaos Marines that isn't Khorne or Thousand sons. (Thousands sons are flammable it just will smell like burnt hair for a while cause its just dust),
- Necrons, Honestly if you tried this you kinda deserve it.

Like please don't tell me we are not blowing up valuable worlds over this.


Actually, it doesn't surprise me anymore.

I left the blueprints to make the ships on the second shelf right next to the footstool, and the blueprints to make power armour that isnt contruction equipment next to the potted plant. Please for the love of Humanity those who are working in the administratum, LABEL AND ORGANISE THIS STUFF. I MADE IT FO-

*windows 7 OS has crashed :(*

LOOKING AT YOU LEANDROS