So, you’ve crash-landed into the ocean, huh? Great start. Don’t worry; that eerie lighthouse isn’t a death trap—it’s just the entrance to a city full of genetic mutants and murderers. Take the bathysphere down. What could go wrong?

Pro Tip:

When Andrew Ryan starts waxing poetic about "No gods or kings, only man," remember: that’s code for "We have no HR department."

Ah, the trusty wrench—part weapon, part survival tool, part emotional support object. You’ll use it to smash Splicers, hack vending machines, and occasionally express your frustration when you die for the 10th time in a row.

Advanced Tactics:

Wrench + lightning plasmid = Splicer BBQ. Who needs a gun when you can fry enemies like calamari? (Hint: You’ll still want a gun.)

What’s that? A strange glowing syringe lying on the ground? Absolutely nothing bad ever comes from injecting unknown substances into your arm. Plasmids are your ticket to superpowers like shooting fire, summoning bees, and, uh, hypnotizing Big Daddies.

Top Plasmids for Maximum Chaos:

Electro Bolt: Because everyone loves a good zap.

Insect Swarm: Nothing says "I hate you" like bees flying out of your veins.

Telekinesis: Turn Splicers into lethal projectile weapons. Why use ammo when you can throw chairs?

These dynamic duos are the heart (and nightmare) of Rapture. Big Daddies are tanky, drill-wielding protectors, while Little Sisters harvest precious ADAM from corpses like adorable (but creepy) recyclers.

How to Handle Big Daddies:

Step 1: Save your game. Seriously.

Step 2: Unleash every weapon, plasmid, and insult in your arsenal.

Step 3: Hide behind furniture and cry until it’s over.


Once you defeat a Big Daddy, you’ll face the ultimate moral dilemma: save the Little Sister for a small amount of ADAM or harvest her for the jackpot.

Funny Tip:

If you’re feeling conflicted, just remember: the Little Sister calls you “Mr. Bubbles” when you save her. That’s worth it, right?

Need access to a vending machine, turret, or safe? It’s time for the most exciting minigame ever—pipe puzzles! Rearrange the flow of liquid in a way that makes no logical sense, and voila, you’re a master hacker.

Pro Tip:

Buy auto-hack tools whenever you can. Unless you really love the feeling of failure.

Everything in Rapture is lootable, from trash cans to corpses. Need health? Check the floor. Need ammo? Check the desk. Need a sandwich? Check that dead Splicer’s pocket. Rapture teaches you that dumpster diving is not only acceptable but encouraged.

Funny Tip:

You’ll find a lot of alcohol. Drink it for a health boost—just don’t blame me when you stumble into a fight drunk.

Rapture’s residents are as diverse as they are insane. Let’s break them down:

Splicers: Your everyday lunatics, equipped with knives, guns, or just bad attitudes.

Houdini Splicers: Teleporting jerks who think they’re magicians. Pro tip: They’re not.

Nitro Splicers: Boom-happy maniacs who live for the drama.

Big Daddy: The tank. The legend. The nightmare.

Andrew Ryan is the big cheese of Rapture, a man so convinced of his superiority that he built an entire city to prove it. Spoiler alert: He’s kind of a jerk. And when he asks if a man is not entitled to the sweat of his brow, feel free to yell, "NOT IF HE GETS ATTACKED BY BEE PLASMIDS!"

Atlas seemed nice, didn’t he? Guess what—plot twist! He’s not Atlas. He’s Fontaine, and he’s got plans that involve you doing all the hard work while he laughs in the background.

Pro Tip:

“Would you kindly” is not just a polite request. It’s your trigger phrase. Prepare to feel manipulated.

Your choices determine Rapture’s fate. Did you save all the Little Sisters? Congratulations, you get the good ending and probably a warm fuzzy feeling. Harvested them all? You monster. Expect judgment from everyone, including your dog.

Never trust a man with a bathysphere and a charming Irish accent.

Keep your ears open for the sound of a Big Daddy stomping—unless you enjoy being turned into fish food.

And above all else, would you kindly have fun?


Congratulations, you’re ready to take on BioShock Remastered! Remember, Rapture is a place where the impossible becomes reality, but mostly, it’s a place where you’ll laugh at your own terrible decisions. Good luck, and don’t forget to loot everything!