Phasmophobia

Phasmophobia

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How to befriend a demon
By Yenilmez
You have a crazy demon that wants to kill you? No problemo amigo this guide will help you get along with him
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STEP numero 1
Be sure to bring some smudge sticks and crucifix with you. Look guys, am gonna be serious with you. if you forget those stuff he be biting that ass of yours like craaaaaaaaazy and we... don't want that
steeeeeeeeeeep 2!
Don't forget step numero 1 or you gonna get that *ss clapped
Step 3
Work on your communicaton skills. These demons may be un poco loco but there is nothing that can't be solved by communicating. So you know, go talk with them maybe they have a childhood trauma or something
the most important step
At first they will attack and run like crazy just light that smudge stick. And if that doesn't help, don't run around screaming like a little girl. This isn't sigma and you cant get the control if you arent sigma enough. So get urself together and be brave. Show him who is el patron. He ain't chasin you no more, u are chasing him.
Step 5
Now that it is scared of you, it will listen to you so put those communication skills you worked on to good use.
step 6
Listen to it very carefully. Ask some question about its family or work life. Eventually it will tell u his problems and his anger will go away.
there are too many steps now ı dont know which one is this 8 or smh ıdk
Give him your phone number and let them know you are here for them.
Optional step
if that doesn't work take him to a therapy session or a spa.
Final step
Now that he is all chill go an watch movies . play videogames with him or smth ı don't know.
WARNİNG!
Please DO NOT yes, DO NOT have S*X with demons
16 Comments
unlisted 1 Feb @ 6:55pm 
10/10 guide me and demon homies now
aiden.dunn08 31 Jan @ 1:17am 
10/10 guide I now have the ability to torture my friends with a demon:GhostScary:
dinoozle 30 Jan @ 4:54am 
6/10 guide.
Yenilmez  [author] 28 Jan @ 11:55pm 
Use some holy deodorant or smudge sticks that should help
heyitsdusty 28 Jan @ 8:05pm 
now how do i get it to stop touching me. this bitch is clingy.
sleepyhenry___ 28 Jan @ 6:25pm 
excellent
Squirtyxx 28 Jan @ 11:23am 
i def wont listen to the last one
CUB3t3R 26 Jan @ 3:19pm 
love it
:steamthumbsup:
earthman2223 26 Jan @ 11:37am 
I forgot to read the warning.. I'm going to court in two days for a divorce
grace 26 Jan @ 1:14am 
SCREAMING AAAHAHHA