• Blending a drink simply requires mixing it for longer than 5 seconds, this is indicated by the mixer moving faster.
  
• On the rocks = iced.
  
• Big Drinks: Make it with double the ingredients, however if the drink already has more than 10 ingredients it is already big. Karmotrine doesn't count towards the size.
  
• OPTIONAL Karmotrine: When a drink includes optional karmo, you can use none or fill to brim, entirely optional. Karmo is what lends to how drunk a person is or isn't.

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PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU START

I didn't write a specific date or save point for the Model Warrior achievements nor did I for any of the purchasing achievements, as it can be done whenever it is convenient to you. Making a few extra save points throughout the game is good in case of human error, and to more easily access achievements you may have missed. For the Model Warrior Julianne achievements, you need to buy both the game console and the game. You can save before doing this and load after you've obtained the respective achievement(s) as to save your money.

Achievements that you'll unlock naturally, throughout the course of the game. If they're not listed here, they're probably listed on the day they unlock. Endings are listed in under Epilogue.

Welcome to Valhalla!
What can I get you?
Start the game.

G'evening
The chapter's name means "First"
Start the first chapter.

Coming right up
This chapter's name means "Bitter"
Start the second chapter.

Time to mix drinks and change lives
And this one means "Sweet". Ain't that sweet?
Start the third chapter.

Please come again
And thank you for playing
Finish the game.

Welcome back!
Here for another round?
Start a new game+.

Caci... que?
It's not every day a client gives you a gift.
Get all of Stella's orders right on Day 3 and she will gift you some rum.

Cyberfunk
Decorate Jill's room in the most flamboyant way possible
Buy and use both the Cheetah print nanocamos.

I know what I said
Sometimes a wrong drink can be the right thing
Serve someone the wrong drink.

Flawless Service
Get a flawless service bonus
Follow the guide and you should get this one automatically.

Did you miss me?
Here's a gift!
Day 14 should trigger this one automatically.

(´・ω・`)
You don't need to be in a stream to see the audience react
Press K L I O or P while at the bar.

I like it, okay?
Fill your playlist (ALL of it) with a song you like
Do exactly the above, with all one song.

So unnecessary
Fill the room with all the clutter
Buy every decoration, you can reset after doing this

Living with style
Unlock all the decoration options
Buy all the nanocamo pattern options, you can reset after doing this.

Hit the jukebox
Unlock all the songs
Buy them from the store, one may require a new game+.

Jill of all trades
Get all achivements
This will be unlocked once you've unlocked everything else. Happy achievement hunting!

An old friend
A certain drink might bring Dana's old friend to the bar.
Serve any guest a Flaming Moai before now. See Day 10.

A different breed of cat
Serving certain drink to one cat might bring another cat to the bar
Serve Stella a Flaming Moai. See Day 17.

On a hacking pilgrimage
Serving a certain drink to a hacker will bring another hacker to the bar
Serve Alma a Flaming Moai. See Day 5.


This "secret" drink is necessary for three achievements regarding special guests to the bar, cameos from Sukeban's other game, Read Only Memories. The recipe is as follows:

Hey Jules
Play a video game
Buy the game "Model Warrior Julianne" and the console to play it on.

In the name of beauty!
Win a video game
Read below if you're having difficulty!


Likely the most difficult achievement in the game if you aren't accustomed to the bullet hell genre. There's a pile of different guides on YouTube for this game now, but THIS ONE [LINK] is the most simple and possibly the earliest one. It mostly involves sticking to one area of the map until the last phase, but feel free to try whatever works for yourself.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Make a piano man to skip the other drinks.

Underappreciated drink
There's a drink nobody asks for...




Sweet drinks are supposed to be calming, you can give Ingram either or for different dialogue and neither will break your perfect bonus.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy a Holo-plant and some Mulan Tea.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy "Your Love is a Drug"

**I think his conversation changes on whether or not Streaming-chan is still there.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Joker Cyclone.

Play this out however you want; the amount you drink changes the dialogue, naturally if you drink quite a bit, you may unlock some of the funnier ones. It's yours to play around with! Have fun. (´･ω･`)

END OF CHAPTER 1

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Cracked Daruma.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Shoulder Massager.

Deep breaths
Chat behind the bar with a bandaged girl

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Beer (on discount!).

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Cutsey Game Poster.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Megachristmas Tree.

Don't call me Becky!
Chat with Becky behind the bar

Again, like the beer drinking minigame, play this however you like. Dialogue is different based on who you choose and what your choices are, so don't be afraid to reset and play around with your options.

END OF CHAPTER 2

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Alex Figurine.

Did you miss me?
Here's a gift!

OR
If you served any guest a Flaming Moai.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Movie Poster.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy Maneki Neko.

OR
If you served a Flaming Moai to Alma.

BEFORE YOU START THE DAY:
Buy *Kira* Miki Poster.
Save your game before seeing Stella!

Note: Should get concert ticket today, if you did the original encounter with Kira Miki correctly!

A different breed of cat
Serving certain drink to one cat might bring another cat to the bar

** This will remove your perfect bonus / just save before the break and do it twice.

OR
If you served a Flaming Moai to Stella.

If everything went right, you should now get the following three achievements either in the morning or by the end of the day!

I feel like an adult
Make sure Jill pays all of her bills
If you did the guide right, you should have!

Focus!
Make sure Jill doesn't get distracted even once
Purchase all the items Jill thinks about during the game to keep from getting distracted!


Employee of the month
Get ALL the flawless service bonuses
... as long as you reset when you gave Stella a Flaming Moai.

Dorothinquisition!
Get Dorothy's ending
January 15th

Tim's Curry
Help a guy open his curry stand
February 3rd

Listen to my song!
Attend a concert
January 20th

Sisterly bonding
Get Alma's ending
February 25th

And now, for something completely different…
Get to the good ending
August 27th

... and thank you for reading.

This guide still has some things that need fixing, so I'm sorry if you encounter any errors! I'm cleaning it up every day.