Global Gameplay Stats

Death and Taxes

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 60
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97.3%

Lemons

76.1%

Make It Rain

Get a raise
66.7%

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
60.6%

This Is Fine

59.9%

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
56.3%

Benefactor

51.1%

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
45.3%

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
45.1%

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
40.4%

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
33.6%

The Sacrifice

33.6%

I'll Be Back

31.3%

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
31.3%

War Changes

27.9%

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
27.0%

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
23.9%

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
23.2%

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
21.5%

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
21.2%

Global Warming

20.6%

Plague Doctor

20.3%

Goodest Ending

20.1%

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
19.2%

Ouroboros

18.3%

Back To The Roots

18.0%

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
17.9%

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
17.2%

Insubordinate

17.2%

Utopia

15.9%

Treehugger

15.7%

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
14.8%

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
13.3%

Long Live The King

12.6%

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
11.6%

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
11.5%

Much Love

10.9%

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
10.4%

Yot

Press the Discord button
10.1%

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
9.6%

Cure Cancer

8.0%

Stonks

7.9%

Total War

7.7%

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
7.2%

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
6.3%

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
5.5%

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
5.4%

Armageddon

5.3%

Fate's Pet

4.7%

Development Hell

3.7%

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal
3.5%

The Great Dying

3.1%

Darwin Award

1.9%

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times
1.5%

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
1.3%

EGG

1.3%

Infinitarium

Get all endings
1.0%

Rulebender

0.8%

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits
0.8%

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den
0.6%

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories