Global Gameplay Stats

Cookie Clicker

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 637
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100.0%

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
99.7%

Click

Have 1 cursor.
99.6%

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
99.5%

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
99.4%

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
99.2%

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
98.8%

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
98.5%

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
98.5%

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
97.9%

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
97.4%

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
97.3%

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
96.1%

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
95.9%

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
95.8%

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
95.6%

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
95.4%

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
95.3%

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
94.0%

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
93.9%

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
93.8%

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
92.8%

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
90.9%

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
90.8%

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
90.1%

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
88.0%

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
86.9%

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
86.9%

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
85.4%

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
84.0%

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
83.6%

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
82.8%

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
79.8%

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
79.7%

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
79.3%

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
78.5%

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
77.4%

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
77.4%

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
76.5%

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
75.8%

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
75.5%

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
75.2%

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
74.1%

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
73.8%

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
72.2%

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
71.3%

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
70.9%

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
70.4%

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
66.0%

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
65.7%

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
65.2%

Speed baking I

65.0%

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
63.8%

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
63.1%

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
62.9%

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
62.8%

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
62.6%

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
62.1%

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
61.0%

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
59.3%

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
58.9%

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
58.5%

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
58.4%

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
58.0%

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
57.2%

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
57.1%

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
56.9%

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
56.8%

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
56.6%

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
56.3%

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
55.9%

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
55.8%

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
54.7%

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
54.6%

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
51.6%

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
50.9%

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
50.9%

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
50.9%

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
50.8%

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
49.7%

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
49.7%

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
49.6%

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
49.5%

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
48.7%

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
48.0%

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
47.9%

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
47.8%

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
47.5%

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
47.5%

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
47.2%

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
46.6%

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
46.3%

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
46.1%

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
46.0%

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
45.7%

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
45.5%

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
45.4%

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
44.8%

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
44.7%

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
44.5%

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
44.0%

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
43.9%

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
43.7%

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
43.6%

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
43.1%

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
42.9%

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
42.8%

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
42.7%

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
42.3%

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
42.3%

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
41.9%

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
41.9%

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
41.7%

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
41.7%

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
41.6%

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
41.6%

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
41.4%

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
41.3%

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
41.3%

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
41.2%

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
41.1%

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
41.0%

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
41.0%

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
40.9%

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
40.9%

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
40.9%

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
40.7%

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
40.7%

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
40.5%

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
40.4%

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
40.3%

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
40.3%

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
40.2%

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
40.2%

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
40.1%

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
40.1%

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
40.1%

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
39.9%

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
39.9%

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
39.9%

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
39.8%

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
39.8%

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
39.8%

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
39.8%

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
39.7%

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
39.7%

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
39.7%

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
39.6%

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
39.6%

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
39.6%

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
39.5%

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
39.5%

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
39.4%

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
39.4%

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
39.4%

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
39.4%

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
39.3%

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
39.2%

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
39.2%

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
39.2%

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
39.2%

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
39.1%

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
39.1%

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
39.0%

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
39.0%

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
39.0%

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
39.0%

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
38.9%

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
38.9%

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
38.9%

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
38.8%

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
38.8%

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
38.8%

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
38.8%

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
38.8%

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
38.7%

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
38.7%

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
38.7%

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
38.7%

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
38.7%

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
38.7%

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
38.7%

Speed baking II

38.7%

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
38.7%

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
38.7%

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
38.6%

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
38.6%

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
38.6%

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
38.6%

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
38.6%

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
38.6%

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
38.5%

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
38.5%

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
38.5%

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
38.5%

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
38.5%

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
38.4%

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
38.4%

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
38.4%

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
38.4%

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
38.4%

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
38.3%

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
38.3%

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
38.3%

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
38.3%

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
38.3%

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
38.3%

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
38.3%

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
38.2%

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
38.2%

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
38.2%

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
38.2%

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
38.2%

Just plain lucky

38.2%

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
38.2%

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
38.2%

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
38.1%

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
38.1%

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
38.1%

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
38.1%

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
38.1%

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
38.1%

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
38.0%

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
38.0%

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
38.0%

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
38.0%

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
38.0%

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
38.0%

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
38.0%

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
38.0%

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
37.9%

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
37.9%

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
37.9%

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
37.9%

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
37.9%

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
37.9%

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
37.9%

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
37.9%

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
37.9%

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
37.8%

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
37.8%

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
37.8%

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
37.8%

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
37.8%

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
37.8%

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
37.8%

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
37.7%

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
37.7%

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
37.7%

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
37.7%

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
37.7%

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
37.7%

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
37.7%

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
37.7%

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
37.7%

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
37.7%

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
37.6%

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
37.6%

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
37.6%

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
37.6%

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
37.6%

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
37.5%

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
37.5%

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
37.5%

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
37.5%

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
37.5%

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
37.5%

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
37.5%

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
37.4%

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
37.4%

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
37.4%

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
37.4%

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
37.4%

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
37.4%

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
37.4%

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
37.4%

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
37.3%

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
37.3%

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
37.3%

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
37.3%

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
37.3%

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
37.3%

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
37.3%

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
37.3%

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
37.2%

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
37.2%

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
37.2%

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
37.2%

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
37.2%

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
37.2%

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
37.2%

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
37.1%

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
37.1%

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
37.1%

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
37.1%

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
37.1%

He comes

Have 350 portals.
37.1%

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
37.1%

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
37.1%

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
37.0%

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
37.0%

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
37.0%

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
37.0%

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
37.0%

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
36.9%

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
36.9%

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
36.9%

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
36.9%

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
36.9%

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.9%

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
36.9%

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
36.8%

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
36.8%

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
36.8%

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
36.8%

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
36.8%

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
36.8%

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
36.8%

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
36.8%

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
36.7%

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
36.7%

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
36.7%

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.7%

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
36.7%

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
36.7%

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
36.7%

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
36.7%

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
36.6%

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
36.6%

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
36.6%

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
36.6%

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
36.6%

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
36.5%

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
36.5%

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
36.5%

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
36.5%

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
36.4%

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
36.4%

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
36.4%

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
36.4%

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
36.4%

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
36.4%

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
36.4%

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
36.4%

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
36.3%

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.3%

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
36.2%

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
36.2%

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
36.2%

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
36.2%

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
36.2%

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
36.2%

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
36.2%

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
36.1%

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
36.1%

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.1%

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
36.0%

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
36.0%

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
36.0%

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
36.0%

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
36.0%

In the green

Have 600 farms.
35.9%

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
35.9%

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
35.9%

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
35.8%

So much to do so much to see

35.8%

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
35.8%

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
35.8%

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
35.7%

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
35.7%

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
35.7%

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
35.7%

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
35.7%

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
35.6%

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
35.6%

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
35.6%

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
35.5%

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
35.5%

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
35.5%

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
35.5%

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
35.4%

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
35.4%

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
35.3%

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
35.3%

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
35.2%

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
35.2%

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
35.2%

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
35.1%

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
35.1%

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
35.0%

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
35.0%

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
34.9%

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
34.9%

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
34.8%

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
34.8%

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
34.8%

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
34.8%

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
34.7%

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
34.6%

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
34.6%

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
34.6%

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
34.5%

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
34.4%

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
34.4%

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
34.4%

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
34.3%

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
34.3%

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
34.2%

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
34.1%

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
34.1%

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
33.9%

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
33.9%

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
33.8%

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
33.7%

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
33.7%

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
33.7%

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
33.7%

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
33.6%

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
33.6%

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
33.5%

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
33.5%

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
33.5%

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
33.4%

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
33.4%

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
33.3%

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
33.2%

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
33.0%

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
32.9%

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
32.9%

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
32.8%

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
32.7%

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
32.6%

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
32.6%

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
32.6%

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
32.5%

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
32.3%

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
32.2%

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
32.2%

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
32.2%

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
32.1%

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
32.0%

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
32.0%

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
32.0%

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
31.9%

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
31.9%

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
31.8%

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
31.7%

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
31.7%

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
31.4%

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
31.4%

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
31.4%

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
31.4%

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
31.2%

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
31.0%

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
31.0%

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
31.0%

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
30.9%

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
30.9%

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
30.8%

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
30.8%

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
30.7%

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
30.4%

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
30.3%

My own clone

Have 1 You.
30.1%

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
29.9%

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
29.9%

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
29.9%

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
29.9%

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
29.8%

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
29.7%

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
29.7%

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
29.7%

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
29.7%

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
29.6%

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
29.6%

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
29.6%

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
29.5%

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
29.3%

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
29.3%

Episode II

Have 150 You.
29.1%

Copy that

Have 200 You.
29.0%

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
28.8%

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
28.8%

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
28.7%

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
28.6%

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
28.5%

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
28.5%

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
28.4%

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
28.4%

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
28.1%

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
27.9%

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
27.9%

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
27.7%

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
27.6%

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
27.5%

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
27.3%

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
27.3%

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
27.2%

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
27.1%

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
27.1%

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
27.0%

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
26.5%

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
26.5%

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
26.4%

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
26.3%

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
26.2%

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
26.1%

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
26.1%

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
26.0%

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
25.7%

God complex

25.7%

Army of me

Have 400 You.
25.6%

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
25.6%

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
25.4%

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
24.4%

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
24.4%

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
24.3%

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
24.2%

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
24.0%

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
24.0%

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
23.9%

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
23.7%

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
23.0%

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
22.7%

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
22.6%

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
22.4%

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
22.4%

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
22.2%

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
22.2%

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
21.8%

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
21.6%

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
20.4%

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
20.2%

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
19.9%

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
19.9%

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
19.7%

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
19.6%

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
19.6%

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
19.5%

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
19.1%

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
18.8%

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
18.1%

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
18.0%

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
18.0%

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
17.8%

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
17.8%

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
17.8%

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
17.7%

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
17.0%

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
17.0%

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
16.8%

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
16.4%

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
16.2%

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
15.9%

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
15.7%

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
15.7%

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
15.6%

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
15.6%

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
15.4%

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
15.0%

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
15.0%

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
14.9%

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
14.9%

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
14.7%

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
14.6%

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
14.6%

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
14.3%

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
14.2%

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
14.2%

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
14.1%

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
14.0%

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
14.0%

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
13.5%

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
13.5%

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
13.5%

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
13.4%

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
13.4%

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
13.3%

Speed baking III

13.3%

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
13.1%

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
13.1%

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
13.0%

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
12.9%

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
12.7%

True Neverclick

11.9%

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
11.8%

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
11.7%

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
11.6%

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
11.3%

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
11.2%

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
10.9%

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
10.7%

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
10.4%

All-natural cane sugar

10.2%

Last Chance to See

10.2%

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
10.1%

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
10.0%

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
9.8%

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
9.8%

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
9.6%

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
9.5%

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
9.2%

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
9.2%

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
9.0%

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
9.0%

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
8.9%

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
8.7%

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
8.5%

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
8.2%

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
7.9%

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.9%

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
7.8%

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
7.8%

Four-leaf cookie

7.6%

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
7.5%

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.5%

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
7.5%

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
7.3%

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
7.2%

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
7.2%

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
7.0%

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.0%

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
6.9%

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.9%

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
6.7%

When the cookies ascend just right

6.6%

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
6.5%

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
6.4%

Gaseous assets

6.2%

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
6.1%

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
6.0%

Seven horseshoes

5.9%

Introspection

Have 700 You.
5.8%

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
5.7%

Endless cycle

5.6%

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
5.5%

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
4.8%

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.