Global Gameplay Stats

The Holy Gosh Darn

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 36
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65.8%

...of Mythology

63.3%

...of Humanity

61.2%

...of Upgradability

59.2%

...of Purgatory

59.1%

...of Mockery

Insult one Elder.
48.4%

...of Modularity

Install the wardrobe module.
43.9%

...of Heroity

Save heaven.
39.9%

...of Craftability

35.6%

...of Sentimentality

Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.
33.0%

...of Philanthropy

Help Mike Cobbles.
29.0%

...of Whackamoleity

Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.
23.5%

...of Animosity

Insult 10 Elders.
16.2%

...of Artistry

Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
13.6%

...of Salary

Pay for services rendered.
12.6%

...of Omnisciency

Freak out Puriel.
12.3%

...of Agility

Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.
11.5%

...of Holiness

Meet every Holy Spirit.
11.0%

...of Inquiry

Read every book.
9.4%

...of Discontinuity

Make Gerardiel shut up.
8.9%

...of Fully Upgradability

Get all watch upgrades.
8.7%

...of Connectivity

Open a network of portals between every realm.
6.2%

...of Hostility

Insult all Elders.
5.3%

...of Generosity

Give Satan a gift.
5.2%

...of Snackery

Have a cookie.
4.8%

...of Theory

Learn everything.
4.7%

...of Melody

Listen to every song.
4.7%

...of Celebrity

Listen to yourself on the radio.
3.9%

...of Mortality

Die in 5 different ways.
3.8%

...of Vanity

Fill out your wardrobe.
3.6%

...of Sensibility

Watch every divine memory.
3.5%

...of Paradoxicality

Give Brokk a nosebleed.
3.3%

...of Brewery

Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.
3.3%

...of Verbosity

Call everyone.
2.9%

...of Audacity

Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.
1.6%

...of Efficiency

Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.
1.6%

...of Unbelievability

See crazy nonsense everywhere.