Global Gameplay Stats

Goblin Rules Football

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 26
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65.0%

Stubbed toe

Ouch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs!
54.8%

Howdy Howdy Howdy

A friendly YEEHAW to you too, good sir or madam or whatever honorific you go by
47.1%

Learning how to lose

Learn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial
45.5%

Touchdown!

You rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow!
43.4%

The little l (not a capital I or one)

You lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright!
42.7%

1v1 me bro

You took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football
39.9%

The Kick is GOOD!!!

Congratulations on making your kick after attempt! Your reward? 2 points instead of 1 just because of how special I think you are.
39.7%

Beta Blocker

BLOCKED! Block a kick to send it right back in their face!
36.6%

10 Balls on the Ground (Pick them up!)

10 Touchdowns. Scion tC. 100 MPH. It all makes sense now.
35.3%

Squad Rolling Out

Playing with friends? Randos? Doesn't matter. You're a 3 person squad squad now. Time to ride or die in your first 3v3 match.
35.0%

The BIG W

You won a singleplayer game! Wow!!!
34.4%

Ten Uprights Split

10 made kicks. Maybe try from a harder spot next time?
34.0%

Lord have mercy

Losing a game by getting mercy ruled is embarrassing. But, hey, I have good news. It could always happen again
33.9%

Little Pile of L's

10 loses. Who do you think you are? The Chicago Bears? (please don't get mad at me Bears fans)
33.8%

Ten Dubs

10 wins? In a row??? Oh, not in a row. Oh well. Still impressive? Maybe?
33.6%

Mercy is for the weak

You SMASHED your opponent on the field of Goblin Rules Football until the mercy rule saved them from further embarrassment
33.4%

Un Hundredo Touchdown-o's

100 touchdowns scored. Pretty good. Solid Production. Jerry Rice scored 208, though, so maybe put in a little more effort?
33.1%

Chain Smoker

100 yeehaws while on my smoke break? How often am I smoking these?
33.1%

100 KECS

Sorry, 100 KICKS made, not KECS. Stupid horse...
33.0%

So Many Kicks, Maybe Too Many Kicks?

1,000 kicks made. 2,000 points scored just from kicks. It's no Adam Vinatieri, but at least you tried.
33.0%

A Mountain of L's

Your perseverance is admirable. Your skill is not.
33.0%

One Thousand Touchdowns

After a thousand touchdowns, aren't your legs a little tired?
33.0%

A Molehill of L's

After 100 loses, don't you think it's time to retire? (Please don't actually stop playing my game)
33.0%

A Century of Wins

100 wins. #wow #whoa
33.0%

Smokers Rights

After 1,000 yeehaws, have you ever bothered to ask WHY I have to smoke outside like this? Hmm? I guess I'm just a second class citizen that looks cute as hell in this little cowboy outfit.
33.0%

Kilo-wins

1,000 wins. Who thought You'd ever do it? not me. I can't believe anyone has played this game that long. What are you even getting out of it at this point?