Global Gameplay Stats

Vampire Therapist

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 34
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94.8%

First Blood

Found your first cognitive distortion.
85.6%

Dark Pupil

Learned about cognitive distortions.
80.1%

Confident Cowboy

Got five distortions correct in a row.
71.4%

Holstered up

Learned 5 cognitive distortions.
69.3%

Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo

Drank fresh blood for the first time.
65.6%

First Blood Part II

Completed your first client session.
57.9%

Nice Shootin'

Got ten distortions correct in a row.
33.1%

Lurid Detail

Survived Lord Luridus's session.
31.1%

Flawless Victory

Had a flawless client session.
20.1%

Theatre Buff

20.0%

Master of the Mind

Got twenty distortions correct in a row.
18.9%

Distortionception

Found a distortion within a distortion.
18.2%

Concentrating Compadre

Kept perfect focus during meditation.
15.6%

Distortion Master

Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.
14.9%

Harmonious Healing

Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.
14.5%

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

Gave Isabella something to smile about.
14.1%

Stanislavski's Bane

Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.
13.6%

Data Driven

Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.
13.4%

A Vampire of Taste

Showed your quality — of the very highest.
13.0%

Diligent Desperado

Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.
12.4%

Into the Moonrise

Completed the game.
12.4%

Historical Preservation

Saved an ancient vampire.
9.7%

Ashcroft's Enemy

Suggested some tasteful nudity.
6.1%

There Ought to Be Clowns

Defended a clown who didn't need help.
4.1%

True Believer

Had faith in modern political systems.
3.1%

Two to Tango

Complete your first couples therapy session.
2.8%

Mean Hombre

Ruined someone's night.
2.6%

Vive la France

Learned all you could about the French Revolution.
2.4%

Carry On My Wayward Son

Rescue a discontented child.
2.3%

Mortal Temptations

Take a chance on love.
2.3%

Gimme That Old Time Religion

Help a client find a new path.
2.1%

Shot in the Dark

Misidentify a malcontent.
1.9%

Bachanalia

Showed deep interest in musical theory.
1.3%

Slow Learner