Monzo Bank

your friend waiting for you to monzo them back

SPOOKY EMAIL SIGN OFFS FOR THE WEEK: - Witching you a lovely evening - Take (s)care - Fa-boo-lous, see you soon! - Looking forward to haunting you - Have a ghoulish day - Always creep it real

It's 3.30pm. Time for a mid afternoon snack while you watch the sun set.

Instead of 'this meeting should have been an email’ how about ‘this meeting should have been…’ - a picnic - a trip to a coffee shop - a walk to the post office to return my parcels - an hour of meditation - a park run - cancelled.

THE OFFICE YAPPER APPRECIATION POST: - They don’t just have 3 fun facts about themselves, they have 50 (and counting) - They say what everyone else is thinking (thank you for risking your neck) - No one can fill an awkward silence like them (and it’s always a funny story) - They take charge of doing the small talk during every meeting (saves the rest of us from having to do it) - They have the best office gossip (what would we do without you) 

AFTERNOON AFFIRMATIONS: ”I am beautiful, I am resilient, I am strong” - me about to turn my camera on even though I don’t want to ”There is growth in stillness” - me working from bed ”I affirm and encourage others” - me about to instigate a team lunch to Greggs even though everyone brought food from home ”When I forgive myself, I free myself” - me after talking on mute for the 3rd time today ”I can control how I respond to things that are confronting” - me when ‘new password cannot be the same as old password’ “I hold wisdom beyond knowledge” - when I hit print and it actually prints

MUNDANE POLL:

"Phwoar what a week" Me at 1pm on a Monday.

MONDAY MORNING TO DO LIST: - Struggle to remember your password (as well as your name and your job role) - Drink at least three cups of coffee (before 9am) - Ask everyone about their weekend (so you can tell them all about yours) - Curse yourself for moving everything from last week’s to do list to this week’s (knowing full well you'll do it again this week)

FRIDAY AFTERNOON AFFIRMATIONS 🙏 * You are resilient and will finish your to-do list this week  * Everyone adores it when you tell them about your weekend plans * The sound of new Slack notifications calms you   * You embrace challenges, like the 4pm Friday meeting someone just put in your diary  * You are worthy of love and respect, even if you had to ask for help to use the printer