I Can't Stop Laughing At These 78 People Who Posted Something Hilariously Unfiltered Online This Month
"If you eat dark chocolate, just gone ahead and try doo-doo."
June is almost over, so, of course, the time has come for me to share some of the funniest tweets from the month! Enjoy!
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
my sim dropped out of college to be w her thief bf and now they homeless .
— dj izz✰ (@nakafux) June 25, 2024
3.
i think about it all the time pic.twitter.com/q4V4d6SUWG
— tony (@tohneigh) June 19, 2024
4.
this man said "date idea: we fight another couple" 😭😭
— COWBOY STEVIE (@alexstrujillo) June 25, 2024
5.
people are out here with 5 year plans, i wake up everyday and see what the vibes are
— erica (@ericanextdooor) June 25, 2024
6.
Why did I call a job asking if they're hiring and they said no we're firing LMFAOOOOOOO
— naomi (@nomidrj) June 21, 2024
7.
Just got invited to my friends 3rd baby shower omg girl use your butt!!!
— GW (@G_wuapbaby) June 18, 2024
8.
chappell roan and i would’ve walked the mile together
— carl marks (@lethalrejection) June 18, 2024
9.
Ngl farting was never funny too me . Like it’s funny the room smell like sht now huh?
— 𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋👅 (@mainbitchclique) June 22, 2024
10.
Normalize boo’ing the DJ I’m so serious
— MC (@MacieAngelle) June 22, 2024
11.
Texting me "yo" is insane. Im a fucking lady not one of your boys
— Aliah (@Aa1iahk) June 25, 2024
12.
if you eat dark chocolate just gone head and try doodoo
— kiana (@kianalajade) June 24, 2024
13.
i love saying "famously" about events that two to five people were present for
— CLAUDIA MORALES (@CLAUDIAPOSTING) June 21, 2024
14.
what's wrong babe you hardly touched your own advice you give to others
— ✦█☰ █▘ █ ✦8000 (@er1enney0ung) June 20, 2024
15.
Saying your elementary school teachers thought you were gifted is like thinking strippers actually love you
— Frank J Summertime 🌞🌊🐬 (@FrankBlockToday) June 26, 2024
16.
we can't all be underemployed creatives someone in the group chat needs to know what insurance is
— rishi (@rishipuff) June 25, 2024
17.
A child drew a picture of me today and now I know how Stockard Channing must have felt at the premiere of Grease when her title card came on the screen. pic.twitter.com/aU1hqL8kJl
— Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... (@popphits) June 26, 2024
19.
im scared to apply for jobs because what if they call me
— slavic bunny (@777bun__ny) June 17, 2024
20.
You can’t host or drive … I don’t know what to tell you. pic.twitter.com/Oi2hSkawGZ
— ‘Trell (@_PriinceTrell) June 27, 2024
21.
Sit and watch my boyfriend take a shower https://t.co/rVli2r4CCd
— pilates thottie (@trapunzel2k) June 26, 2024
22.
What a situationship feels like when your friends don't know a single thing about it pic.twitter.com/ZEytFSBosX
— Marsad Aurangzeb (@Marsadist) June 20, 2024
23.
this was supposed to be her Espresso pic.twitter.com/KUvEdMFuVW
— Dan (@dannah__montana) June 17, 2024
24.
Hottest thing a man can be when you first meet him is visibly nervous
— C (@myhandsbecold) June 18, 2024
25.
This look like something you feed a pitbull on his birthday https://t.co/7OWk8QNrwH
— Austine (@theereal_one) June 18, 2024
26.
Me after telling my friends to just cheat pic.twitter.com/A0jbXElq5x
— Ma’amShe (@missmaamshe) June 21, 2024
27.
Swapped one of this old lady’s bingo cards w mine when she wasn’t looking and just won $375…… pic.twitter.com/JfmemvH3mK
— bídí bídí bõm boülash ☁️ (@notrubencito) June 25, 2024
28.
'girlfriend of 9 yrs' ..... id actually rather be shot point blank in the face
— 🌷 (@animallover766) June 18, 2024
29.
I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.
— 𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 (@luhaenten) June 18, 2024
30.
somebody set the chipotle on fire near me pic.twitter.com/XmxfSrAMTH
— ღalik (@maliksloss) June 20, 2024
31.
Redownloading hinge is like opening the fridge again after u just looked in it like two hours ago
— ash (@tripnf4ll) June 20, 2024
32.
she posted a selfie and i started applying for higher paying jobs i got an interview on monday
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) June 21, 2024
33.
Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.
— Caitlin Canahai (@caitlincanahey) June 21, 2024
35.
Lamb is such a delectable meat, apologies to Mary and her little one.
— Obi-Wan Griernobi (@griergxsm) June 23, 2024
36.
no babe that’s my emotional support man i’ve been half-heartedly flirting with for 2 years
— c y b e r h u n k (@spunky_hunk) June 23, 2024
37.
Me n my man but I’m drunk he’s high pic.twitter.com/f6gvBOe0LR
— jo’s evil twin (@hellaundercover) June 23, 2024
38.
“go lock the door” pic.twitter.com/nhX2ebCNBN
— ube (@bbyube) June 23, 2024
39.
this boy just told me his body is tea and mine isn’t……..
— amina (@urfavvirgotbhh) June 24, 2024
40.
being a new parent is so funny. the other night the baby woke up and his hands were cold so I googled “baby’s hands cold at night” and all the results were like “yeah sometimes babies’ hands get a little cold at night” I don’t know what I expected
— Daniel M. Lavery (@daniel_m_lavery) June 25, 2024
41.
I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work
— KG. (@jaketheoptimist) June 25, 2024
43.
seeing a meme you know someone you’re not on good terms with would enjoy pic.twitter.com/w2k9HL0WPN
— eritrean jo march (@_bucktooth_) June 26, 2024
44.
A septum piercing isn’t a gay indicator like it used to be. You gotta pierce something more random, like your eyelid or sumn
— gr☆cie (@hugetulip) June 13, 2024
45.
Apple, if i unsend a message just let it be that. the whole announcement is crazy
— Heaven (@theheavenrenee) June 13, 2024
46.
Fcking obsessedddd with not plugging my phone in when I go to bed like… I’ll charge it sometime tomorrow ♥️♥️
— Chölo Sevigny (@xXnarcissistXx) June 14, 2024
47.
i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”
— buck tooth cunt (@Royal_McPoyle) June 13, 2024
48.
My grandma (99, dementia) was at a trivia night in her memory care unit and they asked “Who shot JFK?” and she said “I did.”
— Giovanni Colantonio (@MarioPrime) June 13, 2024
50.
whatever dude. i dont even care anymore pic.twitter.com/BcrmJDI0Q5
— luka ✰ 🔜 AC (@sighthound) June 8, 2024
51.
‘lgbt’ stands for ‘let’s go buy tickets’ because gay people are always at a fucking concert
— julia 🧡🤍🩷 (@fruiitsaalad) June 9, 2024
52.
10? you were dumb https://t.co/CpksGZzfGv
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) June 7, 2024
53.
it’s nothing worst than accidentally becoming a important person at your job
— IG:(Jozujoestar) 🇵🇦 (@JozuJoestar) June 8, 2024
54.
over 30 and slept the wrong way pic.twitter.com/Bp9QVaXVUz
— Jordan (@itsjordanapps) June 8, 2024
55.
Just watched someone ask a throuple “which one is the boyfriend and which one is the ‘fresh’ one?” IEKSKWKSKWOW HAHAHAHAHA
— col (@wokecol) June 7, 2024
56.
Me after spitting on it and using both hands pic.twitter.com/yAYiKWsH9p
— Wicked Wiener (@MightBeMadison) June 13, 2024
57.
i could’ve written hey jude, but the beatles could not have written the email i just sent
— a (@aallleeexxxxxx1) June 5, 2024
58.
human eyes are not meant to see a naked body wearing an apple watch
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) June 15, 2024
59.
my bestie cannot do wrong in my eyes if she got 8 hoes I got 8 brothers in law
— Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) June 1, 2024
60.
ignored the check engine light on my car for weeks and it went away on its own i won pic.twitter.com/HyEdOqMmXS
— geo (@geodicey) May 31, 2024
61.
i have a migraine and my daughter don’t give a shit she counting to 100 in Spanish asking me what 86 is babygirl I’m from Flatbush
— Mr. Babygirl (@davinccdeez) June 1, 2024
63.
Dogs when they walk into a cemetery pic.twitter.com/jaa7wmSQU9
— a cat (@101Iight) June 6, 2024
64.
she SAID that's that me espresso pic.twitter.com/ZBDuYO1r1i
— k. ♡ (@blkwatcher) June 7, 2024
65.
Got into my Uber and he’s goes “ok we’re going to brooklyn?” Then he goes “OH! Manhattan! VERY NICE! I saw you walking and I thought we were going to Brooklyn. very sorry”
— mehow (@mehow123) June 1, 2024
66.
the first fanfic writer to think “what if there was only one bed?” pic.twitter.com/MXoHdVfBrN
— °. ✧ 🍵emily🪷✧°. (@uhhmmily) June 6, 2024
67.
edible hit in the middle of the tsa line, thought i was going to jail
— Valentina V. (@valentinavoight) June 2, 2024
69.
When someone asks me what the Louvre is pic.twitter.com/wdyuOYqYsp
— yeah no sure (@RyneIsMean) June 9, 2024
70.
i've never opened chat gpt, my goal is to become like one of those profs who stored their dissertation on a floppy disk and still doesn't know how to operate powerpoint in 2024. but with ai. you see the vision.
— bl**ne (@alphatransfag) June 10, 2024
71.
“Show ME to ME, Rachel” is actually quite profound .. show me who I am .. shrooms me would cry
— cj- (@cjnieI) June 10, 2024
72.
Me looking at what's about to turn into a missed call. pic.twitter.com/tyAXkOOHZn
— tido bling (@its_tiidoo) June 8, 2024
73.
Being around ur parents is like damn im emotionally traumatized but im eating so good rn
— 🃏 (@conchspell) June 3, 2024
75.
adding “lol” to add to the tension https://t.co/OqXliPnkxL
— jerry (@imjeremiahh) June 9, 2024
76.
perfume and no deodorant is kind of crazy... smelling like glossier you and shallot
— megan (@chismosavirus) June 8, 2024
77.
the kids at the school i work at b like ms emily why is ur hair messy…baby ms emily wants to d*e
— ms. sagittarius (@em6ly) June 3, 2024
78.
Say what you want about OJ but that was probably the last guy in the world named Orenthal
— Thomas (@len0killer) June 10, 2024