1. This person whose son ate a battery:
2. This person who made wings and then later discovered that their son took one bite out of EACH one:
3. This person whose daughter left the garden hose running all night, which ended up flooding the whole basement:
4. This person whose daughter rearranged their keyboard in alphabetical order:
5. This person whose son left the tap water running the DAY BEFORE their landlord's house inspection:
6. This person whose three-year-old pulled off and hid the handle of the master bath:
7. This person who took their eyes off their baby for two seconds while at the supermarket:
8. This person whose daughter did this to their car during her second time driving with a permit:
9. This person whose son tried to move his sister's car, but forgot that it had no brakes:
10. This person whose son hit the TV with a golf club:
11. This person whose three-year-old microwaved his Nintendo DS:
12. This person who discovered that their son was literally throwing away money:
13. This person whose son broke their phone and tried to fix it by putting it in a brand new bag of risotto:
14. This person whose daughter used their car and didn't refill it with gas:
15. This person who had no clue which piece of furniture their young daughter took these screws out of:
16. And lastly, this person whose son put a hole in the wall and had no idea how he did it:
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