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20 Funny Weekend Tweets

"exhausted from another day existing in the context of all in which I live and what came before me"

Chelsea Stewart
by Chelsea Stewart

BuzzFeed Staff

For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

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1.

you making a volcano? https://t.co/M9V4R2kf1w

— mimi 🐘 (@wunderlotus) July 5, 2024
Twitter: @wunderlotus

2.

exhausted from another day existing in the context of all in which I live and what came before me

— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) July 5, 2024
Twitter: @desusnice

3.

Omg congrats to them ❤️ pic.twitter.com/yYHVBkYvwq

— cayne (@c0mic_sans) July 5, 2024
Twitter: @c0mic_sans
Screenshot of a tweet from @c0mic_sans saying, "Omg congrats to them" with a heart emoji, showing part of an email about a student loan servicer transition from the U.S. Department of Education
Twitter: @c0mic_sans

4.

Bestfriend: “don’t be dramatic when I pass away, you gotta be strong”

Me: pic.twitter.com/JNAy8uFY5U

— 𝐈𝐥𝐲𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨… (@ilydari0z) July 6, 2024
Open Road Films / Twitter: @ilydari0z

5.

the fuck was I on https://t.co/0P71jQorbk

— Amoeba (@curnbucket) July 6, 2024
Twitter: @curnbucket

6.

ALRIGHT WRAP THEM FIREWORKS UP pic.twitter.com/kNwcKBdrDI

— Nicole Nichelle (@alamanecer) July 5, 2024
FOX / Twitter: @alamanecer

7.

Paul McCartney's original draft https://t.co/FfEcMdTsuj

— Friz Frizzle (@FrizFrizzle) July 6, 2024
Twitter: @FrizFrizzle

8.

hello sharks im here today asking for 5 laugh reacts on my group chat message

— crillion (@cheeserburger) July 5, 2024
Twitter: @cheeserburger

9.

Me if I worked at The Bear bc they’re always yelling pic.twitter.com/Wx5OxDt5Va

— Brittani Warrick (@BrittaniWarrick) July 5, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @BrittaniWarrick

10.

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there

— meghan (@banhmigoddess) July 6, 2024
Twitter: @banhmigoddess

11.

President Joe Biden speaks at a podium with the presidential seal, gesturing with his hands. Flags are visible in the background
Nurphoto / NurPhoto via Getty Images / Twitter: @evangrizlon

12.

Me every time I see someone from my dad’s family 😭 pic.twitter.com/58iVtYNWeh

— Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) July 5, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @invis4yo

13.

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

— stinker (@iluvmorgi) July 5, 2024
Twitter: @iluvmorgi

14.

drunk and fell in the crevice between the bed and wall pic.twitter.com/ivOkPHxc3G

— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) July 5, 2024
Twitter: @ULTRAGLOSS

15.

my cat just ate my ranch when i was in the bathroom do you know how greedy you have to be to eat ranch as a cat

— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) July 6, 2024
Twitter: @sarahlugor

16.

Me trying to date again pic.twitter.com/aBYpRzkKnf

— Skin Care Bully (@SkinCareBully) July 6, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @SkinCareBully

17.

Why does every app think they get to pause my music? You're nothing and no one

— linus (@realaccountyeah) July 4, 2024
Twitter: @realaccountyeah

18.

revisiting something you loved so deeply at 13 in your 20s pic.twitter.com/YEtBqtTMQo

— ayeza (@tdkledger) July 6, 2024
AwesomenessTV / Twitter: @tdkledger

19.

came out to my grandpa today pic.twitter.com/cYo8K0dYQY

— luna! 🏳️‍⚧️ (@lunar_rodeo) July 5, 2024
Twitter: @lunar_rodeo

20.

agreed. time for cocaine https://t.co/gFn3OfrNUj

— flygod (@jefszn) July 5, 2024
Twitter: @jefszn

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