55 People Who Just Straight Up Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse September Than You

    Not great, Bob.

    1. The person who will henceforth be known as "Suburban Hulk":

    Person wearing black shorts and sandals standing on a concrete floor with legs and sandals covered in grass clippings. Faces of individuals not shown

    2. The person who got the inside of their car detailed for FREE:

    The interior of a car is covered in what appears to be spilled white foam, including the front seat, dashboard, and door. A water bottle and some papers are on the seat

    3. The person who is getting ready to shave their entire bathroom:

    Bathroom covered in white shaving foam and debris, including sink and bathtub. Text: "Decided to shave my beard at 23pm before going to bed, but the shaving foam decided to explode."

    4. The person whose truck is going to be a major factory at the LA Olympics in 2028:

    A truck's trailer is lifted upright, stuck on a highway exit sign over an interstate, causing traffic to slow down around it

    5. The person who might want to flee the country:

    **Bank account balances shown on an app screen:**Interest Checking: $620.48 available, $630.93 current.Savings Account 1: -$999,999.99 available, $0.00 current.Savings Account 2: $1,000.00 available and current

    6. The person whose car is for the birds:

    A silver minivan in a parking lot is splattered with a large quantity of white paint on its side and windows

    7. The person whose oven has transcended space and time:

    The stove's control panel displays the word "PEE" in green letters, with various cooking option buttons visible around it

    8. The person who made this year's hottest and trendiest food:

    A container with broccoli and chicken covered in melted plastic. Text reads, "Chicken and broccoli smothered in melted rubber lid."

    9. The person who left a fun trail back to the grocery store:

    A parking lot with several parked cars and a Trader Joe's store in the background. A person's shadow is seen in the foreground

    10. The person whose fan fell ferociously from up high:

    A ceiling fan has fallen onto a wooden chest in a dimly lit bedroom. A bed with rumpled sheets is visible in the background

    11. The person whose rear-end I am currently lighting a candle for:

    A hand holding a strip of what appears to be thin paper or fabric, possibly a cleaning wipe, next to a metal handrail

    12. The person who did not, in fact, scooch by:

    Truck stuck under a low bridge with the caption: "OOP! Let me just scooch by..." Users can join the r/pics subreddit and interact with the post below

    13. The person whose toilet perished tragically:

    A damaged bathroom with a broken window and debris scattered around, including a broken toilet, tree branches, and various items on the floor

    14. The person whose car got a fresh, nice coat of paint:

    A spilled can of white paint on a car's floor, with the paint spreading across the floor mat and into the car seat

    15. The person who's trapped in some sort of evil-Ratatouille situation:

    Assorted kitchen utensils, including a broken wooden spatula and fork, are placed in a metal holder on a kitchen counter

    16. The person who will now always be listening to music:

    A close-up image of a human ear with a black in-ear hearing aid placed inside

    17. The person whose shake went boom:

    Open backpack with melted chocolate spilled inside, covering the interior fabric and items

    18. The person who gave their mouse a good 'n' proper goopin':

    A laptop on a table with a mouse covered in what appears to be pasta sauce next to it. A baby is seen crawling underneath the table

    19. The person who was kind enough to share some dental hygiene tips with their cat:

    A cat appears to be biting or using an electric toothbrush with blurred motion in the foreground

    20. The person whose neighbors never let the party die:

    lights outside and the words "new neighbors keep the lights on all the time — it's 2 am"

    21. The person whose shirt galavanted off to a magical land:

    A backyard scene with a wooden shed, kids' swimming pool, slide, and various outdoor items. The sky is cloudy. No people are present

    22. The person who successfully decanted a diaper:

    A hand holding chunks of what appears to be ice or salt inside a washing machine

    23. The person who had to yabba dabba doo this car to work:

    24. The person who just drank the Prometheus goo:

    A cup containing clear liquid with small black particles floating, sitting on a granite countertop

    25. The person who made a bunch of new friends today:

    A doormat is covered with small debris, possibly seeds or leaves, leading to a few steps down a stone staircase to a garden area with scattered foliage

    26. The person who Weezer would be ashamed of:

    A pan filled with baked beans in thick sauce and a single nugget of what appears to be meat

    27. The person whose waffle has seen things... terrible things:

    A waffle maker with a burnt waffle remains inside

    28. The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:

    "my washer vibrated so much it blocked the door"

    29. The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their entire life:

    an unrolled straw and the words "I give up"

    30. The person who will never be comfortable pumpin' ever again:

    a spider in someone's gas tank and the words "I won't be pumping gas today"

    31. The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:

    fatty bacon in a pan and the words "This is the bacon I got sent in my meal-prep box"

    32. The person who found the world's strongest carrot, the likes of which no man shall ever wield:

    knife broken at the blade by cutting into a carrot

    33. The person who is currently being sonned by a fruit fly:

    A small insect is perched on the bristles of an orange toothbrush standing in a holder

    34. The person who is currently losing the war against the machines:

    Robot vacuum has drawn a green outline on the floor around a desk, chair, and other furniture legs, likely tracing its path

    35. The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:

    A yoga mat with multiple small punctures or holes scattered on its surface

    36. The person who got hotboxed by dirty, old sandal:

    Passengers seated inside an airplane with one person adjusting the overhead compartment. SkyWest E175 airline seats are labeled in the image

    37. The person whose PS5 might need a light cleaning:

    A mud-covered room with a fan, a humidifier, and an electric rice cooker. The floor and appliances are heavily soiled with mud

    38. The person who had a nightmare in their pants:

    A close-up of a person's fingertip with a tiny splinter embedded near the center

    39. The person who experienced true tragedy:

    A pie dish has fallen onto a tiled floor, causing a mess with some of its contents splattered around

    40. The person whose laptop looks absolutely delicious now:

    parm cheese spilled on a laptop

    41. The person who now must go on a hero's journey to retrieve their TP:

    Toilet paper that rolled away from a person

    42. The person who's going to need a chisel to get a pill:

    A damaged bottle of Aleve pills is shown with many pills scattered on a table

    43. The person who got some great Dali-inspired kitchenware:

    Two transparent plastic refrigerator shelves are stacked on top of each other on a cutting board in a kitchen

    44. The person who just lived every gym-goer's worst nightmare:

    Sweat stain in the shape of a rear end on a mat, with caption "I put my head on this"

    45. The person whose jelly-filled donut was an absolute affront to all things good and jam filled:

    Donut with just a tiny speck of jelly in the center

    46. The person whose coat hanger had a bit of an accident:

    Wood glue that looks like waste

    47. The person who just hooked a tree up with the ride of a lifetime:

    Keys hanging from a tree branch

    48. The person who knows nothing but sadness lies beneath this bowl:

    A white, upside-down plate is on a bed with some food residue around it, next to pillows

    49. The person whose cookies are simply unrecognizable:

    Burnt, collapsed cookies on a baking sheet being scooped up with a spatula over a gas stove, some cookies are partially intact, and partially charred

    50. The person whose entire world came crashing down:

    Room with large hole in the ceiling causing pink insulation to fall, covering the floor and furniture. Various items are scattered around the room

    51. The person who had a very special flavor of syrup:

    Close-up of waffle pieces with syrup droplets on a white surface

    52. The person who learned a lesson as old as time:

    hand with a ring cutting off circulation to a purple finger

    53. The person whose car just got destroyed:

    A car with a broken rear windshield is shown at a car wash area, where a boat motor appears to have crashed into it. No people are named in the image

    54. The person whose railing went absolutely nuclear:

    A modern interior with steps covered in shattered glass, broken glass on the floor, and a small table with a black vase, next to a closed white door

    55. And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core:

    A person holds an apple with a large, rotten brown spot and bite marks. Text overlay reads "My apple is not... good."
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