You ask me a question. I give you a very precise answer. If you ask me the same question again at any time, thanks for letting me know that you weren't listening or don't care about what I have to say.
You f***ed with rats, Eric! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Eric! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Eric!
Tried to enlist in the military. Marked one "yes" on the prequalification form. YES = Your Enlistment Stops; NO = New Opportunity.
Tried again this year, 11 years later, and omitted the same answer. I ship to basic training in December.
I took the California Zephyr from Chicago to Emeryville when I was in high school. Incredible couple of days that I would do again to see some of the views of Lake Tahoe I missed the first time.
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