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    These Sex Toys Are On Sale For Black Friday And I've Never Been More Prepared For The Holiday Break

    Some of these toys ~suck~ — but the prices sure don't.

    Hameda Nafiz
    by Hameda Nafiz

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Name something better than a good deal. An orgasm? Not to worry, this list has both. Here are the very best deals for sex toys on the internet this weekend. Go on, treat yourself. You know you want to.

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    1. The We-Vibe Tango, which is ideal for stimulating specific areas with pinpoint accuracy.

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    Bullet vibrators are an absolute staple in anyone's sex toy collection — and yes, I think everyone who can have a sex toy collection, should have a sex toy collection. This one has eight vibration intensities, it's waterproof and it's super quiet, so you can travel to orgasm city without alerting your housemates to your festivities. 

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $55 (RRP$80). 

    2. This Lush 2 love egg vibrator by Lovense that's the ultimate holiday gift for your long-distance lover.

    Lovehoney

    Don't knock long-distance play until you've tried it. This toy will allow your partner to have full control of the egg — to sync it to music, or simply have a play with the vast vibration patterns and intensity. If you're more into solo-play, you can use the button on the love egg to control it.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $179.96 (RRP$224.95).

    3. This Silver Delights Collection which is the perfect set to get your collection started.

    This set features the Womanizer Premium clitoral stimulator and the We-Vibe Tango bullet vibrator — basically ensuring that your clit and any other external pleasure points on your body are taken care of. The slick black design is timeless and it even comes with a pouch, so you can keep it nice and safe while it lives in your bedside drawer.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $209.30 (RRP$299).

    4. This Womanizer Starlet clitoral stimulator that looks unassuming, but will tip you right over the edge in no time at all.

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    If you enjoy clitoral stimulation, chances are you've thought about getting your hands on one of these toys — and there's good reason why. This clitoral stimulator uses light suction and vibration in four escalating intensity levels to get you exactly where you need to be. 

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $59.97 (RRP$119.95). 

    5. This self-sucking Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Stroker, which is discreet and an unmatchable upgrade from something in the shape of a torch.

    Arcwave

    This toy features contactless stimulation using airwaves — sort of like a clitoral stimulator — but for a penis. It has eight levels of intensity and is said to be the closest thing to a female orgasm. It also comes with a stand that includes a DryTech stick on the inside that uses silica to reduce moisture and keep your toy clean and dry.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $239.20 (RRP$299).

    6. And this Arcwave Voy, which can be adjusted to fit you exactly how you like it.

    Arcwave

    This compact stroker allows you to customise your fit with eight tightness settings, so you can go to town and let the toy stimulate the sensitive receptors on your skin during play.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $119.20 (RRP$149).

    7. This ~wild weekend~ mega couple's sex toy kit by Lovehoney — for when you want to make your pleasure hours with your partner a little spicier.

    Lovehoney

    What better time than the holidays to experiment with pleasure? All that time off — what else are you going to do? This sex toy kit comes with a g-spot vibrator, vibrating rabbit ears, a butt plug, a rabbit vibrator, a male stroker, anal beads, jiggle balls, a rabbit cock ring and a cock ring set. 

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $64.97 (RRP$129.95). 

    8. This jewelled heart metal butt plug that isn't just pretty — but is capable of giving you an immense amount of pleasure.

    Lovehoney

    If you're just getting into anal play — or you're a seasoned player, this metal butt plug is the perfect little companion for elevating your experiences. The rigid steel is perfect for stimulating your p-spot during play. You can even cool it down by popping it in the fridge, or heat it up by submerging it in warm water. 

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $27.96 (RRP$39.95).

    9. This Womanizer Pro40 clitoral stimulator that's destined to be the most-reached-for toy in your collection.

    Lovehoney

    If you're someone who loves clitoral stimulation — or are curious about toys that focus on it, this guy should be a staple in your beside drawer. It's waterproof,  features six levels of intensity and uses air pressure to massage and suck until you've reached a level of euphoria you probably never knew existed. 

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $127.46 (RRP$169.95).

    10. This Womanizer Duo, which is every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

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    This baby is the KING of all sex toys and honestly, I'd only recommend it for those who've already indulged in a sex toy (or 10) in the past. It not only features head-spinning clitoral suction, but will also provide you with a world-rocking vaginal massage. The vibrator portion features 12 intensity levels and trust me when I say when this arrives in the mail, you won't be leaving your room for hours on end.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $263.96 (RRP$329.95).

    11. This super realistic looking dildo that features a suction cup on the bottom, so you can experience pleasure completely handsfree.

    Wild Secrets

    This dildo is six inches, which is a non-intimidating size perfect for beginners. The head is defined and the shaft is fully bendable, so you can go to town with all your favourite angles, positions and movements to bring you optimum pleasure.

    Buy it from Wild Secrets for $36.99 (RRP$74.99). 

    12. The Satisfier Pro rabbit vibrator, because the one thing this classic sex toy shape was missing is clit-sucking action.

    The toy, which is white with rose gold detailing being held up.
    Wild Secrets

    This baby is waterproof and rechargeable for your convenience. The suction part features 11 levels of intensity while the dildo has 10 vibrational patterns, perfect for that sweet balance of internal and external pleasure.

    Buy it from Wild Secrets for $87.99 (RRP$140.99).

    13. This wonderfully whimsical penguin-inspired air pulse toy who may be dressed fancy, but is ready for some nautical nonsense — and he doesn't mind if he gets squirted on in the process.

    Lovehoney

    This sex toy is USB-rechargeable and waterproof with 11 pulsating suction patterns that'll drive you absolutely insane with pleasure. Who needs a Tinder date when you've got one of these bad boys, am I right?

    Buy it from Wild Secrets for $97.99 (RRP$122.99).

    14. And finally, this rabbit vibrator that'll pay all your precious parts the right amount of attention to give you your best orgasm yet.

    Lovehoney

    This baby has a whopping 36 possible vibrational modes — meaning you can try a new one every night of the week and never get bored. It's waterproof, super quiet and the matte black design is just about as chic as you can get.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $97.96 (RRP$139.95). 

    You, cancelling your plans for the next month to test out your spicy purchases:

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