Posted on Jul 1, 2024

33 Colossally Dumb Things I Can't Believe People Posted On The Internet This Month

"Self-defecating humor is great for the soul, and it keeps you humble." Sorry, self-WHAT?

by Hannah Marder

BuzzFeed Staff

Tweet by Tiff Shuttlesworth claiming that God and Earth have never produced alcohol. Reader's note below states that Jesus turned water into wine

Comments section featuring humorous text posts: "You can’t be Spanish, no one is," "I’m not Spanish, no one is," and "Firstable, Spanish is language, not a nationality."

Text describes a person initially surprised that a white-skinned girl speaking Spanish was not Mexican/Latina but actually Spanish

Social media comment exchange: "We don’t know geography because we weren’t colonizers. We could have taken over after World War II but didn’t.” Reply says, “USA aren’t colonisers?”

A Facebook post reads, "We should dedicate a month to Veterans before we have a Pride month!" Comment below reads, "We did. It's May. I'd think a veteran would know that..."

A screenshot shows a conversation. Person A asks "What's your ethnicity?" Person B replies "I was born in Nepal." Person A reacts with "Damn that's what's up" and "So you speak Napoleon?"

The image shows a humorous exchange in an online comment section discussing the difference between "self-defecating" and "self-deprecating" humor

Summary of text: A person asks if they should bring Euros for a 2-week trip to Italy, mentioning various cities. They seek advice on how much to bring for small purchases

A news tweet by KATV News about Arkansas' policy on gender-neutral driver's licenses with a sample license image and a highlighted comment "There’s only 2 chromosomes."

Text image reads: "If the holocaust was so bad, why are there so many survivors?"

Candace Owens tweets humorously about dinosaurs and meteors; Dr. Steve Turley replies comparing it to a kids' cartoon

A Facebook post shows an avocado with a red surface inside. The post complains about fake food, particularly avocados, and includes a reaction comment

The image contains text about a student, Albert Einstein, explaining that evil is the absence of God, similar to how darkness is the absence of light

Facebook comment saying, "Europe isn't very big. What would you do for 2 weeks?" with 884 likes and laughing emoji reactions

Two sky photos: top photo shows a bright sun in a clear sky; bottom photo shows a sunset. The caption questions how the sun's appearance changes yet goes unnoticed

Facebook comments from multiple users discussing changes in plant growth and brightness due to nearby lights. Users mention the impact on their plants and reminiscent experiences with tanning beds

A social media post questions if the sun has stopped "bleaching" items, followed by a comment suggesting the sun's strength has diminished in recent years

An extensive cloud formation is shown, covering part of the sky. A tweet reads: "It's heartbreaking when my youngest son's eyes light up and he points and says 'Look at the sky!' I'm like it's not the sky."

Customer review of tattoo needles, rated 5 stars. Reviewer states needles stay sharp, can complete about 15 large tattoos per needle, and recommends purchase

Facebook post with 189 comments: A parent of an 8-year-old asks about unschooling and children's natural reading development, seeking anecdotes and support

A Twitter thread discussing whether the sperm or the egg carries human DNA, with varying opinions and reactions

Conversation on Twitter about menstruation, with one user stating it stops after having a baby. Another user questions how a man can tell a woman about periods

A Reddit post from a user asking why young girls don't wait until they are 18 to start having periods, stating it is gross

Screenshot of a Facebook post by a high school football coach addressing the commitment and values they expect from their players regarding practice and social media use

A meme comparing Death Eaters from "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" to the KKK, with a humorous comment below: "What do you mean 'evil version'?"

A tweet about homeschooling and vaccine beliefs. The shared image shows an IQ test result of 78, indicating they are smarter than 7% of the population

Screenshot of comments discussing "China's Pilot's Eye: Two pretty female pilots flying A320" full version. Comments contain sexist and insulting remarks about female pilots

Screenshot of a Facebook comment reading, "There is so much wrong with comments on here it’s actually made me realize why shivery is dead and I have a genuine dislike for people."

A Facebook post from 49 minutes ago reads: "I have a sophomore now!!! This year flew by and [Name] did excellent!" The post has 2 comments

A Facebook post showing Neil A. Armstrong, Edwin E. Aldrin Jr., and Michael Collins' star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame with a caption praising NASA

Comment expressing fear of ticks and Lyme disease, suggesting ticks are genetically modified spiders created by big pharma, and criticizing doctors and ticks

A social media post by nada_klew reads: "Dubai is where sad rich people go. Happy rich people go to places like Hawaii and surf."

A man stands on a rocky beach looking at the ocean. Text reads, "POV: Taylor Swift's life if she just shut up for two seconds and made her man a sandwich &amp; fetched him a ice cold beer..."

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