Recently we asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share with us the funniest tweets they could think of. Here are the best answers:
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*wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants* hmmmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the internet. not rihanna her forehead's too big
– @jdub
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did shrek not wear this
– Jemima Skelley
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Being 28-2016: I'm not ready for a relationship 28-1816: I have 13 kids 28-1000BC: I lived a good life, thrice I ate a berry and once a pear
5.
"No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly.
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[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."
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when y'all subtweet and I have to search for the full story
– Stephanie Anderson
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Don't go Jason Waterfalls <3 love that song
10.
"I'm going to kill you, Brendadirk Cramplescrunch."
– clpacer
11.
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
12.
"yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho"
– acshaw15
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One time I saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot.
14.
Going to sleep
Fuck, I slept in
– Erica Sloan, Facebook
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I just laughed so hard I have to go use a rescue inhaler now
17.
how'd he have time to write all those plays then
– Jemima Skelley
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[awful Cranberries voice] 🎶 shot in the heeeead / in the heeeeead / ha-ram-be / ha-ram-be / harambe-EY-ey-EY-ey-EY
19.
tfw you want the minister of fisheries and oceans to review your snow crab proposal
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My 10 yr old son just found out about the NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. I may have to get oxygen. The kid is losing it.
22.
My evil clone:[pointing to me] Shoot HIM, he's the clone Friend:[aims at the clone] The REAL Alex would never pass up an opportunity to die
23.
Am I the only one who charger look like this? (Excuse my feet btw)
– Michelle Rennex
24.
Romeo: check out this cat video Juliet: omg dead 😂 Juliet: hello Juliet: romeo Juliet: i didn't mean literally dead Juliet: romeo
– Dean Nye
25.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy
26.
Generalising a bit there
– Olivia Marie