Your Maturity Level Will Decrease To Zero Trying To Figure Out What These 17 Images Are

    That is NOT poop and crackers.

    Today I learned there is a Reddit thread for literally everything, including this one where people upload photos of things that look exactly like poop but are not. I had to see them, and now so do you. The real question is: Can you figure out what the images actually are? Give it a go...

    1. This is not two poops in a diaper with mysterious white goo:

    Two dark, banana-like objects on a crumpled paper surface with small amounts of white mold growing on them

    2. This dinner was not served with a side of pretzel-twisted poo:

    Plated food items include a sandwich on fries, bacon pieces, a glass jar of a brown spread, and a pretzel with dipping sauces. Salt and pepper shakers in the background

    3. This is not a turd in a jar with weed:

    4. This is not softened feces:

    5. This is not a dry turd being served alongside scrambled eggs:

    A plate of food with grits, scrambled eggs, a biscuit, and a sausage link. A spoon is placed within the grits

    6. This is not a disgusting bin of unhealthy defecation:

    A metal container filled with a thick, mushy, unidentifiable greenish-brown substance

    7. These are not containers filled with poop:

    Multiple food containers, likely takeout boxes, each holding a single sausage-like food item in a brown sauce

    8. This is not turds and crackers:

    A takeout container filled with fried food, a cup of sauce, and packages of Lance Saltine crackers

    9. This is not a plate of poop poppers:

    A cherry cobbler with dark, chocolate-like dumplings on top on a green plate placed on a tiled surface

    10. This is not a circle of long, weird feces:

    A food dehydrator filled with long, curved strips of raw chicken being prepared for drying

    11. These are not turds — and I guarantee you'll never guess what they are:

    Four chocolate-coated snack bars with exposed white centers on a white plate

    12. This is not poop goo to-go:

    A Styrofoam container holds a croissant covered in chocolate sauce, with some sauce smeared on the container lid

    13. This is not poo on a rainbow rug:

    A twisted dog chew treat placed on a fluffy, multicolored blanket

    14. This is not some weird "poopberry":

    A hand holding a long, bumpy, dried pepper, with a green stem at the top. Background shows part of a circular ceramic dish

    15. And this is not some weird log turd over rice:

    A divided food container with rice, a kebab over the rice, and a side of mixed vegetables

    16. This is not a poop-topped donut:

    A doughnut with white icing is topped with what appears to be chocolate frosting, shaped like feces. The label reads "CHOCOLATE CRÈME."

    17. And, finally, this is clearly obviously not an actual operating rectum that poop comes out of:

    A round chocolate cake freshly baked in a circular baking tin on a stovetop. The cake has a textured surface and a central indentation

    Now go on; that's enough of these types of shenanigans for today. I am so sorry I've subjected you to this.

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