1. Those lollipops that doubled as a full-functioning WHISTLE.
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2. And that sauce which was tomato-flavoured but came out of the bottle green or purple.
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3. Those flavoured straws which would only change the milk when you sucked on the straw.
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4. That gum which started off as dust then just magically turned into gum in your mouth.
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5. Those spicy-as-fuck Listerine sheets that were basically a bunch of mouthwash packed into a tiny piece of plastic.
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6. Crystal Pepsi, which somehow looked like motherfucking water but tasted NOTHING like it.
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7. And blue Pepsi, which straight-up just looked like washing detergent.
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8. Those white rabbit candies that had the weird paper layer that you could actually eat.
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9. And those hard candies that could have whatever you wanted written in the middle of them.
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10. That dinosaur egg oatmeal where the eggs would somehow hatch when you heated it up.
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11. And those magical spoons that changed colour whenever you put them in your cereal milk.
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12. Those freeze-dried space ice creams that never, ever melted.
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13. And Space Food Sticks, which actual astronauts ate and you could too.
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14. Pop Rocks, which somehow managed to blow your mouth up for like five minutes from just a tiny bit.
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15. Those little Dippin' Dots balls that didn't stick together and didn't melt, but still tasted like proper ice cream.
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16. And Calippo Shots, which somehow did the same thing despite sitting in the corner shop freezer for ages.
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17. Pitch Black Mountain Dew, which fucked with EVERYTHING you thought the drink was meant to be.
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18. And 3D Doritos, which messed with the entire concept of potato chips being flat.
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19. Those Orbitz drinks with the edible balls in them that made them look like lava lamps.
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20. Those printed Roll-Ups that had actual tattoos that were safe to transfer onto your tongue.
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21. And these exact lollies, which no one ever bought but somehow magically appeared literally EVERYWHERE.
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