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hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
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that feelin of a warm Chinese on your lap when ur takin it home is what I imagine bringing home ur first born is like
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saw a husband tonight trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that's the kind of marriage i want
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When you're in denial about your unhealthy eating habits
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DR: you have this disease ME: oh no DR: but you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise ME: OH NO
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Uuh hell yeah I'm "obese"!!! O verweight B ecause E ating S oothes my E motional torment
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When you try to steal from your sister's gummy bears but she knows you too well...
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My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. Thats when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much
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Can I have extra gluten please? Give me all of that juicy gluten
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Eat before you start an argument with your boyfriend so that when he offers to buy you food in the middle of the fight you don't lose focus.
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Genie: and for your third wish? Me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS BUDDY
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Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh
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[first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?
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Me eating food from the fridge that i know was my siblings
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"your pizza will be there in 30-45 mins" *46 mins later* me on the phone with the pizza place: I just think it's really funny how
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reminder that winnie the pooh wore a crop top w/ no panties and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too