People Are Having A Field Day Over JoJo Siwa Revealing What Her Job Would Be If She Wasn't Famous

    Yeah, that checks out.

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    This summer, everything I've read about JoJo Siwa has been against my will.

    JoJo Siwa smiling, wearing a cap, tinted glasses, beaded necklace, and hoodie, making a peace sign
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    *Sorry for this post!

    From failed Fireball shots...

    She didn’t even drink any pic.twitter.com/GFDIcbZhXX

    — Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) July 5, 2024
    Twitter: @ClownWorld_

    ...to cursing out a fan at NYC Pride...

    Performers on a festival stage, centered on a person mid-jump wearing a sparkling costume and boots, with backup dancers in the background
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    ...to this unhinged dance.

    Espresso Martini just hit the blood stream pic.twitter.com/HFvtWnJwqM

    — Ki (@Kitranada) May 18, 2024
    Twitter: @Kitranada

    I have to admit, I kind of love it now. It's iconic.

    When I found out JoJo Siwa was performing at Chicago Pride Fest, I knew I had to get video of her doing the signature “Karma” dance. pic.twitter.com/hCLijVaP87

    — Erica Thompson (@Miss_EThompson) June 22, 2024
    Twitter: @Miss_EThompson

    Well, because I'm sure you were dying to know, JoJo revealed what her career would be if she weren't JoJo Siwa.

    JoJo Siwa performs on stage in a futuristic, sequined outfit with dancers during a vibrant event, holding a microphone and smiling
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    She would be a neurosurgeon or an indoor skydiving instructor.

    pic.twitter.com/fXVoLaea07

    — 🔻 áine (@damnaine) July 4, 2024
    instagram.com Twitter: @damnaine

    "Not even kidding, she was meant to be an indoor skydiving instructor," one person said.

    not even kidding she was meant to be an indoor skydiving instructor https://t.co/eOIsgX5Gx3

    — liv xoxo (@milfloverliv) July 4, 2024
    Twitter: @milfloverliv

    "In another life, JoJo Siwa is doing my lobotomy," another person said.

    in another life jojo siwa is doing my lobotomy https://t.co/pRHMB2OPGC

    — little my (@humangirrl) July 4, 2024
    Twitter: @humangirrl

    Personally, I'm with this person: She really should join the WWE.

    She lowkey would be so fire on the WWE she needs to change careers https://t.co/2a7Bes9D7a

    — Blue Giorno 🤍 (@GiornoBlue) July 5, 2024
    Twitter: @GiornoBlue

    Now, excuse me while I think about JoJo performing lifesaving brain surgery on me or one of my loved ones.

    imagine you’re about to die of a brain injury and jojo siwa walks in https://t.co/cY8VZCGP8q

    — will (@babyboybill) July 4, 2024
    Twitter: @babyboybill
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