The Internet Is Fully Obsessed With "Boomer Complaints," And Here Are 38 Of The Absolute Best Ones
Everything really doesn't need to be in 4K.
Welcome to round two of "boomer complaints!"
Over the past week, the internet has become completely obsessed with them, so here's another collection of "boomer complaints" that most people actually agree with.
1. "Mega-sized" paper towels and toilet paper rolls are annoying because they don't fit the toilet paper holder.
I'm sick of having to buy "mega" sized rolls of toilet paper and paper towels that barely fucking fit on the holder WHO ASKED FOR THIS https://t.co/ZeiJahvKBj
— Chelsea Hill (@ChelseaH____) June 14, 2024
2. Household appliances don't need bluetooth.
Household appliances do not need, and should not ever need, Bluetooth https://t.co/D1FoFpaWKE
— Raven Amos (½ of @Cubelight) 🦖🐉 🎨🐦⬛ (@alaskanime) June 16, 2024
3. Bring back movie stubs.
it would be nice if movie tickets were tickets again so you can keep the stubs as a nice memory of a time you went to the movies. the paper receipt is insufficient https://t.co/j92Aq5c127
— theo 🍉 (@heihachimachi) June 10, 2024
4. People should stop filming entire concerts.
my biggest boomer complaint is the sheer volume of people who film gigs on their phones 😭😭 i actually hate it
— menace (@4nonymoos) June 18, 2024
5. Concerts should start at the time it says on the ticket.
My biggest boomer complaint is normalize starting concerts/shows as advertised!!
— 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 (@FATHERFARAH) June 16, 2024
If the ticket says 8:00 pm I wanna see the fucker on stage 8:00 pm ! Not 10:00 pm
6. Songs should be longer than 2 minutes.
my boomer complaint is songs that are only 2 minutes
— janelleworld™️ (@jjanelleseaa) June 16, 2024
7. Stop showing the entire movie in the trailer.
Stop showing the entire movie in the trailer. https://t.co/MwohdLkHOS
— Jay of the Dead 🎃 (@JayOfTheDeadMF) June 10, 2024
8. Gift cards should never expire.
Gift cards should never expire https://t.co/VnYYh8Ybco
— ICHIBAN BABY (@DemiCaruso) June 10, 2024
9. Dogs should be on leashes.
LEASH YOUR DOGS https://t.co/7St8RlmnRX pic.twitter.com/QZJSgmkKvt
— becca lynch (@beccalunch) June 9, 2024
10. New devices should come with the cord AND plug for charging.
New devices should come with the charger lead AND PLUG as standard. https://t.co/Bxmtl2LPif pic.twitter.com/BRNaN6dzbh
— 𝒵𝒾𝑔𝑔𝓎 🦋 (@Ziggy_Princess_) June 11, 2024
11. Loud cars and motorcycles should be banned.
All loud car/motorbike engines should be banned outright. https://t.co/1PcxwF3MQS
— Jamie Boyle (@JamieSBoyle) June 10, 2024
12. There are too many dang paywalls.
why does everything have a fucking paywall https://t.co/hEUPoTQ9us
— PARTYGETSMEWETTER (@2s3xy4yew) June 12, 2024
13. Everything doesn't need to be in 4K.
Everything don't need to be in 4K, baby. https://t.co/43D3JPtuwu
— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) June 11, 2024
14. You shouldn't be able to record strangers in public places.
since it’s no longer taboo, it should now be ILLEGAL to record strangers in public spaces https://t.co/mcOnF38fJu
— MARLEY (@GirlNamedMarley) June 12, 2024
15. People need to stop talking in movie theaters.
NO TALKING IN THE THEATER. https://t.co/GSwQUVGdWd pic.twitter.com/LIFxaloNGS
— Alamo Drafthouse (@alamodrafthouse) June 10, 2024
16. Babies don't need tablets.
A baby/toddler/young child does not need a tablet. https://t.co/5OObrUPmOs
— 𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫🧡 (@ChantelleJ___) June 10, 2024
17. We need more representatives, not robots.
WHEN I CALL FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE I WANT TO TALK TO A REPRESENTATIVE NOT A ROBOT https://t.co/S3KKLvB5wc pic.twitter.com/XjRyMYTBp3
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) June 8, 2024
18. Restaurants are too loud.
restaurants are too loud. i know it’s brunch but stop screaming https://t.co/M5tgbDz28j
— alex (@alex_abads) June 14, 2024
19. Wireless headphones are bad.
Wireless headphones are a step down by every conceivable metric. https://t.co/KYTLwvhNd7
— Miranda July June (@LazlosGhost) June 7, 2024
20. There's too much tipping.
My boomer complaint is being expected to tip everywhere for every service. It’s gone wayyyyy overboard.
— no. (@UAlreadyNoelia) June 13, 2024
21. You shouldn't have to download an app for digital coupons.
New boomer complaint: downloading apps to click digital coupons SUCKS
— LaDell Ransom 💋 (@Idance2techno) June 14, 2024
22. Motion censor sinks are the worst.
My most boomer complaint is about motion sensor sinks. IM STILL WASHING MY HANDS STOP TURNING OFF GODDAMNIT.
— BennyTheBuff (@EnragedHowl) June 14, 2024
23. Fireworks are bad.
My boomer complaint is fireworks!! What are yall shooting them soo dang early it ain’t the 4th yet!!
— B.Renee ✨✨ (@JustBrittRenee) June 16, 2024
24. The fact that computers don't have any ports anymore.
THIS is my boomer complaint. We clearly still need the ports otherwise dongles wouldn’t be necessary. Don’t piss me off! https://t.co/h8G6EE6tpX
— mama ka Dokati 🐈⬛🇵🇸 (@UzuKanYouFeelIt) June 12, 2024
25. Open office plans are the worst.
My most boomer complaint is that I hate open plan offices and hot desking
— Super Mairio (@super_mairio) June 18, 2024
Especially hot desking with no seat booking
26. Phone books were a good thing.
My boomer complaint is that phone books were a good thing, actually. And we're worse off without them. https://t.co/wHA2x8a3Ea
— close your eyes and think of godzilla (@PRGauthier13) June 17, 2024
27. When you have to online check-in at a doctor's office and then have to fill out the same paperwork when you arrive.
My biggest boomer complaint is filling out an online check in for a Dr appt and having to fill out the same stuff at the office anyways. Simply what is the point.
— 34 counts of gay (@midnaaaaaaa) June 17, 2024
28. Kids shouldn't have a phone before age 14.
i have a boomer complaint… i don’t think kids should have a phone until 14
— East Atlanta Santa ❄️ (@YouungZee) June 17, 2024
29. People should look each other in the eyes when they shake hands.
you gotta look someone in the eye when you shake their hand like COME ON WHO RAISED YOU https://t.co/ekQxHXkp58
— adam (@adamjmoussa) June 14, 2024
30. Not everything should be paperless.
Not everything needs to be paperless and digital. I dislike scanning QR codes to browse menus. https://t.co/6kJKo7CVpF
— twıtter_ıcky (@rckyryalty) June 13, 2024
31. Airplane bathrooms are too small.
MAKE AIRPLANE BATHROOMS BIGGER!
— the uncanny tiffie ̊ ∘˚˳°✧ (@TiffieStarchild) June 16, 2024
Ain’t no mfing way I should be sitting on the toilet and touching the sink, the door, and the opposite wall at the same time! https://t.co/KKqZQmfreW pic.twitter.com/J6APKsHSDq
32. Search bars with AI features are confusing.
Why does every search feature now have a little AI thingy desperately trying to summarize the shit I can already see & read for myself? https://t.co/oRtvGLKr04
— King of the Chill 🖐️ (@xJorelio) June 14, 2024
33. You shouldn't have to download an app to pay for parking.
I shouldn't have to download an app to pay for parking! And definitely not a *different* parking app every time depending on where I am! https://t.co/pWJGPuRbwn
— Molly (@molly_thal) June 12, 2024
34. Businesses should have a website, not a Facebook page.
Have a website, not a Facebook page. I don’t use Facebook, please just give me a website. https://t.co/8dAXL6YxSx
— sabreena crazy crazy rainbow star (@aneerbas) June 12, 2024
35. TV seasons are too short.
BRING BACK 22 EPISODE SEASON SHOWS!!!! NO MORE OF THESE 6-8 EPISODE “EVENTS!”
— dwebs 💫 🍉 (@dweeeebles) June 13, 2024
I WANT 22 EPISODES OF MESSY DRAMA AND ROMANCE WITH A SEASON LONG PLOT THAT SPANS FROM THE FALL/WINTER THEN A BREAK, THEN ITS CONTINUATION TO THE SPRING!!!! https://t.co/C7xxwMlwcQ pic.twitter.com/mwPDVpKTZe
36. Movies are too long.
Why are movies so long? I need to pee and get a snack. https://t.co/9OD6dOmT7r
— April Agnes (@agnesnutter) June 12, 2024
37. You shouldn't have to sign up for an account to look at a website.
my biggest boomer complaint is websites forcing me to make an account just to browse products
— just a girl (@c__rina) June 18, 2024
38. And lastly, stop changing the layout of the grocery store!!!
Stop changing the layout of the grocery store https://t.co/8zmpvNdI5M
— Jennifer Lee ⚠️ (@UofAgrad97) June 16, 2024