Posted on Jul 6, 2024

17 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Choked On A Little Bit Of Spit In The Back Of My Throat

Prepare to chuckle and chortle.

by Shelby Heinrich

BuzzFeed Staff

A handwritten sign on a gate reads, "Trespassers will be prosic proseci proesec head butted." It appears to warn trespassers with humor

Sign on a sidewalk reads, "ALL AMERICANS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT."

Chalkboard outside Vintage Grounds coffee shop reads: "If you say 'GULLIBLE' slowly, it sounds like 'oranges'" with a smiley face

A sign reads: "STOP. No fishing, netting or launching of nuclear missiles past this point."

A red emergency case containing a dustpan and brush with the words "IN CASE OF BROKEN GLASS" on the front

Sign reads: "I'M GETTING STRONGER WITH AGE. I CAN NOW LIFT $100 WORTH OF GROCERIES WITH 1 HAND."

Sign on a window says, "Sorry, We're SORRY."

Sign in window reads: "Sorry, we're open."

Chalkboard sign with a humorous message: "Before coffee: I hate everyone. After coffee: I feel good about hating everyone."

Plaque on a bench reads: "FOR BARBARA, Who was awful when hungry but otherwise pretty solid."

A sign reads, "Geology rocks but geography is where it's at."

A signs that reads, "give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot"

Exit instructions on a door with multiple signs: push buttons to exit, marked by red arrows, and press a square button on the wall to exit, marked by a green arrow

A billboard shows a comparison between two leaves: one labeled "Toilet Paper" and the other "Not Toilet Paper," promoting the Boy Scouts of America

Two hand dryers on a tiled wall with signs above them stating, "STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! THIS IS NOT A URINAL."

Sign on a glass door reads "PULLSH" instead of "PULL." A person is visible outside by the crosswalk. A humorous misspelling of the word "PULL."

Domino's Pizza sign reads: "GIRLFRIEND MAD AT YOU, WE STILL LOVE YOU."

18 Signs That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Forgot My Name, Birthday, And Credit Card Number

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