Posted on Sep 16, 2023

It's Been A Rough Couple Of Days, So Please Enjoy These Signs That Made Me Laugh So Hard, Milk Actually Dribbled From My Nose

This is your sign to click into this post and laugh a little.

by Shelby Heinrich

BuzzFeed Staff

A long, handwritten note begging customers to buy these $2 thin, round, multicolored items that the store can't identify (but may be noise-makers) and doesn't know who orders them, but they keep coming every other month

A tabby cat on the pavement with a handwritten sign hanging off them "Garage sale!! Follow me!"

Sheet of paper with printed text tucked under a car windshield wiper: "Next time you take up two parking spots, I will line your car with slices of cheese; consider this a warning — gonna smell bad" with images of sliced American cheese and a car

Display of cucumbers with handwritten sign: "No batteries? No problem!"

Sign: "Attention: All disputes settled by rock paper scissors!"

Street construction sign on a gate: "Sorry for the inconvenience: If Rome was built in a day we would have used the same contractor"

Sign with a "c" missing: "Please keep anal area tidy — Waterways Ireland"

Street regulatory sign: "Please: No smoking, no dogs, no smoking dogs"

Sign: "Notice: The patio is currently not open because it's closed"

Three-line movie-theater awning: "Oppenheimer / Bottoms / The Nun II"

Street directional signs: "Nuclear Power Plant" and "Spider Farm"

Street warning sign: "Wildlife crossing"

Building sign: "This work center has been accident-free since [filled in:] Joe left"

Sign: "Let's eat kids; Let's eat, kids: Punctuation Saves Lives"

Warning sign: "Beware of the dog; the cat is not trustworthy either"

Notice: "24-hour video surveillance: Blame the guy who kept pooping here"

Store sign for MJ's Steel City Sports Bar &amp; Grill: "It's candy corn season for all u crayon eating psychopaths"

Sign: "When leaving please turn off the lights" with a flat plate where the switch should be

Sign on a door: "This door is alarmed after 5 pm"; handwritten below it: "Before then, it's just generally anxious"

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