1. Seriously, what are you trying to prove?
2. Can't you just let us live?
3. Is it a sensory thing?
4. What do you have against us sleeping?
5. When you sleep like all the time??
6. And then kick us while you're sleeping???
7. And then LIE about sleeping????
8. Did movies directed by men rot your brains?
9. Ok, but what mascara do you use?
10. Can you stop lying???
11. Does it have something to do with the moon?
12. Why so serious?
13. Do you hate looking like you're having fun?
14. Why not...just get out?
15. Truly, where do you get the nerve?
16. You know we hate this, right???
17. Seems a little contradictory, don't you think?
18. Don't you know Spotify exists?
19. Why such a short expiration date?
20. Why do you insist on saying this to us out of the blue in broad daylight?
21. And finally, WHY????
Men, sound off in the comments!!!
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