You’d think it might be celebrated with much more fervour than Saint Patrick’s Day in Ireland, but International Day of Potato does not receive the fanfare it deserves. Even if our island’s only rollercoaster theme park was named for an anthropomorphic spud in a suit. Mr. Tayto, though, has since been fired, no longer lording over Tayto Park, in a likely assassination on the “potato-loving Irish” cliché.
Remember that wily Irish colonist’s son who set the deadly Trail of Tears in motion? President Andrew Jackson? Well, a little before he took to the US hot seat, and only a few years after stepping down from his judgeship, he quite publicly on this day in 1806 shot and killed Charles Dickenson, an expert marksman (not that great, imo) and famous duellist. To be fair, if you reached the heights of “famous duellist”, maybe you’re the firebrand.
This wasn’t the first pistol-fight Jackson took part in either (and also not the first time his wife’s scruples were called into question – perhaps get your house in order first, Jackson) though in the days of slur-uttering or wife-impugning, it was a pretty quickfire and legal way to settle disputes.
Nowadays – though non-factually corroborated urban legend suggests duelling is still legal in Paraguay if both parties are blood donors – taking turns at 10 paces to pull a cocked weapon’s trigger to cause death is no longer acceptable. Y’know, unless ‘war’. That, of course, isn’t the only outrageous thing you can no longer legally do, mind.
If you’re pregnant in Madagascar, for instance, you are forbidden from wearing a hat, while if a man in Eureka has grown a moustache, he cannot legally kiss a woman. And while kissing isn’t a prerequisite for pregnancy, it’s not a bad law to instil abstinence for modern day moustache-wearing millennials.
More than a law, rather self-preservation… but it’s also illegal to forget your wife’s birthday in Samoa. To the extent that, more than the silent treatment, you may find yourself imprisoned for up to five years. An easy opportunity that comes round once in a year to grant yourself some space from your spouse. And how about this for something a little fishy? As part of the UK’s 1986 Salmon Act, it’s an offence to handle salmon under suspicious circumstances, with a maximum penalty of two years imprisonment.
But I’m not here to tell you what to do. If you want to wager your wits on a pistol whip, or fiddle a fish in Farnworth, have at it.
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3moCongrats Leah. Glad you are part of BGBC