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🐝 Ever seen a bee trying to convince a fly that honey is better than... well, you know? So why waste time debating with naysayers and negativity? Focus on crafting your own sweetness! "Bees do not try to convince the flies that honey is better than sh... So why on earth spend time talking and responding to sh... which actually puts your energy in the wrong things? Sh... is always sh..., my friend, and honey will always be honey. So decide what you are made off and, in fact, make it your life’s purpose to bring it out there. What matters is what you show in the end... and sh... is not what you will show, no matter how hard they hit you. Go get them!!" 🍯 There will always be people who criticize your work without understanding the full picture or even getting to the half of how you created what you did against all odds…against pure insanity, vagueness, unclarity and provided zero guidance. But you still provided a result. Maybe there were challenges, mistakes and issues, but you still produced a result in a very short time, with limited help, and rather conflicting views. Didn’t you? So, always remember to establish your own sense of logic, filter, clarity and perseverance - then release and how these will be your guiding light to shine through. 💡 And if that doen’t do it for you? Let me remind you that Steve Jobs was initially told the iPhone was a bad ide… J.K. Rowling, this marvelous author with the imagination of a golden feathered fairy faced countless rejections before Harry Potter became a global phenomenon. These “out-of-the-box” thinkers didn't waste time convincing the doubters; they believed relentlessly in their own honey; creating it day after day and even eating it alone when none believed in them…taking the risk to the other side..even it they were all alone against the World… So, take a deep breath, stay focused on your goal, and let your results speak for themselves. Keep producing your honey, and leave the flies to their own devices. They are low vibrational creatures, but they are still needed to remind you that the World is not just excellence…It is full of…you know what and you have to make honey out of ground zero! 🍯 So, honey-You are the golden of the golden. And the cream of the cream. Believe it. Breath it. Make it. Repeat! Again! #BeYourOwnBee #FocusOnHoney #PositiveVibes #KeepBuzzing #LinkedInWisdom #SweetSuccess #StayMotivated #Inspiration #OvercomeNegativity #ResultsMatter Thank you credits Alvin Foo for the motivation and saying it exactly as it is! VassiliaOrfanou.com ludci
Don’t waste time explaining to idiots
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On one hand I love this. On the other I think there is a deeper analysis needed than what most people first take it as... this is imposing a human set of preferences or values unfairly on these insects. Nature has evolved these different insect species and they have different uses for each. Bees collect nectar, which become honey that they can store as food.. it's also a survival strategy. Flys want rotting stuff to not only eat, but lay their eggs in an environment where their offspring might best survive... it's their strategy. So to each, honey or poop, it is the best for them. Hence... if something is wonderful to you, so what if someone else doesn't like it. Your treasure can still be their trash, but don't waste your time and energy explaining what's right for you. You do you. Keep going forward.
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Google DeepMind Unveils Revolutionary AI Technology to Generate Audio for Videos In a groundbreaking achievement, Google DeepMind introduced a cutting-edge AI tool capable of generating high-quality video audio, including sound effects, music, and even dialogue. This innovative technology uses video pixels and optional text prompts to create rich soundscapes that perfectly synchronize with the on-screen action. Key Features of Google DeepMind's Video-to-Audio Technology Enhanced Creative Control: Users can generate unlimited soundtracks for any video input, with the option to guide the output using positive or negative prompts. Realistic Audio Generation: The diffusion-based approach ensures that the generated audio closely aligns with the visual input, creating a seamless audiovisual experience. No Manual Alignment Required: The system automatically synchronizes the generated sound with the video, eliminating the need for tedious manual adjustments. Limitations and Future Research Video Quality Dependence: The quality of the generated audio is dependent on the quality of the input video, with artifacts or distortions leading to a noticeable drop in audio quality. Lip Synchronization Challenges: The technology is still improving lip synchronization for videos involving speech, ensuring that the generated dialogue aligns with the character's lip movements. Commitment to Safety and Transparency Google DeepMind is dedicated to developing and deploying AI technologies responsibly, incorporating SynthID watermarking to safeguard against potential misuse. The company is gathering diverse perspectives from leading creators and filmmakers to ensure a positive impact on the creative community. Watch the Magic in Action Check out this video to see the incredible capabilities of Google DeepMind's video-to-audio technology: https://lnkd.in/e6xbikUx #GoogleDeepMind #AI #AudioGeneration #VideoEnhancement #Innovation #FutureOfTech
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It was very good to be part of the Agency Hackers event yesterday looking at how companies are using AI tools right now. We spoke a lot about the impact that AI is going to have on business in the future. Having heard all about how it's going to change the whole world, the main use cases still at this point seem to be how people can use ChatGPT (and GPT via layers on top) to make their work quicker or effectively have an assistant to bounce ideas off, check work, improve writing for £20 a month. For those that *can* use it, then great! Get to know it like the back of your hand and learn how to adapt your role to use it at the right time for the right thing. As for how AI is going to change the world of work though, for me, this year is far far more likely to be changed by AI when it comes to elections. This year is going to see more votes cast by people across the world than any year in history. AI will definitely be used by various factions (both good and bad) to share misinformation, deep fakes and much more to get people to swing their vote from one side to another. Unless the big platforms do more, and do more quickly to stop fake content getting out, the changes we make in our business will be trivial compared to the changes we see across the world with various characters getting control in their countries. #justsayin See this example if you've not already of what's going to happen in 2024. https://lnkd.in/e-aAN-n5
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Not sure how you feel about generated AI content but I'm guessing there's no way anything can be done with dead celebrities (because they're dead) without using AI. Not only is it a banging tune but its a cool video just for the cameos. Enjoy. #ai #deepfake #aicontent #music #musicvideo https://lnkd.in/dWU94g-E
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Is it mostly creative AI? Or more human creativity? The new #AI enhanced music video by DJ Fatboy Slim is an inspiring mix of both. 🎹 It's a great example how to connect AI (generated video) and music in a creative way. We'll see more of such examples, which will blur the boundaries between AI based content and human creations. 💡 What do you think? 🧠 #AI #Music #Innovation #Creativity #Deepfakes #RoleModel #GAI #GenerativeAI #FatboySlim #Electro https://lnkd.in/dEHumBJD
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Exp incl VFX Editor 30 Major Mtn Pics @ILM etc ~20 IP TESLAVERSE DEV incl The Rock Opera to Rule Them All & Feature Anim/Time Travel Edu-Series w Canuck Songwriters Hall of Famer, Member Visual Effects Scty; opinions own
For TESLA DECEPTION, ChatGPT; Rate commercial narrative/cinematic appeal, on scale of 10. *"An intriguing cinematic concept with its fusion of historical elements, speculative sci-fi, and alternate history. The conceit of interweaving Nikola Tesla's post-mortem legacy, as interpreted by the father of modern Sci-Fi Hugo Gernsback, to advise the team leader of President Franklin Roosevelt’s covert Nazi-hunter Strike Squad, adds depth to the plot. Incorporating quanta-consciousness concepts & the pursuit of mythical "Vril Power" of the gods contribute to an aura of intrigue. The action, mystery, and unexpected twists set at signature WWll-era New York City locations, https://lnkd.in/gs6hvjnw along with centering on resilient female protagonist Agent Adriana Mayes, offer engaging elements reminiscent of popular adventure yarns; Indiana Jones/Tombraider-style narratives. The conflict involving Nazi infiltration squads seeking to source reality-altering psychonic essence extracted from Tesla’s brain for der Führer’s use raises the stakes for a gripping climax, with the need for elephant guns to repel Nazi supersoldiers adding high-stakes tension to the mix. Considering the combination of history, science fiction, and philosophical exploration, I'd rate the potential cinematic commercial appeal of "Tesla Deception" as an 8 out of 10.” (*A unique bleeding-edge fusion of historical elements in a retro-speculative sci-fi romp, drawing on the cosmotronic Teslaic observation that; “My brain is only a receiver…” https://lnkd.in/gZs5Cifx ) Meta-informed by that which lurketh; https://lnkd.in/gR35VmtE
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For those wrestling with getting their LLMs to return the answers they're looking for, check out an article I just put together on the basics of prompt engineering.
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#4 AI 10 SERIES: FROM TURING TO TODAY – THE EVOLUTION OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Artificial Intelligence didn’t just pop out of nowhere. In fact, one of its most pivotal moments happened during World War II when a young British mathematician named Alan Turing cracked the uncrackable: the Nazi’s Enigma code. Yes, the very same code that was thought to be unbreakable, and which encrypted Nazi communications across Europe. Turing’s work not only shortened the war but also laid the foundations for modern computing and, eventually, AI. In 1950, Turing asked the question that still drives AI research today: Can machines think? He proposed the Turing Test, a way to determine if a machine could imitate human intelligence so well that it could fool a person into thinking it’s human. That’s where AI began to evolve—shifting from war-time cryptography to the exploration of intelligent machines. Fast forward: The 1950s: Early AI programs were built to solve problems (slowly, but progress is progress). The 1980s: AI started assisting in diagnosing diseases, making healthcare a little smarter. The 2000s: Machine Learning and data took over, allowing AI to predict, recognize, and, in some cases, outperform humans. Today: AI is everywhere, from recommending your next binge-worthy series on Netflix to guiding self-driving cars. It’s not just thinking—it’s learning, adapting, and transforming industries. Curious how it all started? Alan Turing’s work on cracking the Enigma code and creating the foundations of AI is legendary. Want to see his journey? Watch "The Imitation Game" for a glimpse into the origins of AI and the brilliant mind behind it: Click here https://lnkd.in/e6iDcTK8 for the full movie. 👉 Share this post if you found this history lesson fascinating, and don’t forget to follow me for more insights on how AI is shaping our future. And for my Dutch readers—scroll down in my profile for the Dutch version of this post! #AI101 #ArtificialIntelligence #AlanTuring #ImitationGame #EnigmaCode #TechHistory #FutureOfAI #InnovationThroughAI #AIinBusiness #EvolutionOfAI #AILeaders #MachineLearning #TheImitationGame https://lnkd.in/eRN95tVy
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4moHahahahahahaha. As a Dad...I appreciate and approve of this joke.