Lawyers vs. Jury: The Funniest Stories You’ll Hear Today!
💼⚖️ Lawyer: "I object!"
👨⚖️ Judge: "On what grounds?"
💼⚖️ Lawyer: "That question assumes my client remembers what happened yesterday. Your Honor, he's been through law school. Memory’s been a myth since day one!"
👩⚖️ Jury: "Sustained!"
Story #1: The Over-Prepared Lawyer
A lawyer preps his jury with the utmost precision, ready to conquer the courtroom. As he gets up to make his final statement, he takes a dramatic pause and says,
💼⚖️ “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m going to make this simple for you…”
Jury Member: "Thank goodness, because we've been lost since opening arguments!"
Story #2: The Overly Honest Juror
The trial has been dragging on for days, and everyone’s looking tired. The lawyer walks up, eager to impress the jury with a brilliant closing argument,
💼⚖️ Lawyer: "Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve heard all the evidence. What will your verdict be?"
👩⚖️ Juror #5: "Does this mean we finally get to go home?"
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