Willing and wilful stupidity abounds.
Watson: “It seems most improbable.”
Holmes: “... when all other contingencies fail, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."*
I love opportunities to quote the great Sherlock Holmes🔍. He is, after all, renowned for his skill at observation, deduction, forensics, logic and more. While latter-day amateur sleuths, alas, appear to be on rather shakier, incompetent ground. As this astounding X Files/Twilight Zone style story from the BBC should make crystal clear (see link, below).
The old adage "You Simply Could Not Make It Up" surely applies rather well, here. If something SEEMS improbable - then it probably IS improbable.
So let's just be REALLY clear:
1) The extreme weather in Florida was NOT being “manipulated”.
2) There is NO technology that allows humans to create and control hurricanes.
3) No, not even the US government has access to this Marvel Comics-derived fantasy super-power.
4) ... Despite anything you might find alleged on bot-driven lie-fests like X and TikTok. Where, it would seem, the normal, age-old #PersuasiveCommunication rules requiring #Truth, #Logic and #TrustBuilding simply no longer apply.
*That opening quote, incidentally, may well be familiar ONLY to hardened / extreme Sherlock Holmes fans. After all, it's taken from an exchange with his friend and accomplice, Dr. Watson, in one of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's later stories - 'The Adventure of the Bruce-Partington Plans'. First published in The Strand Magazine, December 1908, and first collected in 'His Last Bow' (1917). By which time, Doyle's plots were becoming ever more fanciful, extreme and unbelievable.
I won't bother you with the arcane details and intricacies, beyond observing: 'Holmes concludes that West had been killed elsewhere, was deposited on the roof of an Underground train, and fell off when the jarring action of going across a railway point at Aldgate shook the coach'.
Of course! All of which is still far more likely than the latest Big Government conspiracy theory coming your way. Meanwhile Holmes, remember, is an entirely fictional character.
And, just for the record, it was actually me, anyway. I grew Hurricane Milton. From unicorn breath, melted snow, sphagnum moss and disused DeLorean car parts. Inside some old jam jars. In my garden shed. Last week. That "must be the truth".
The End.
Or perhaps it was, instead, caused by ripples emanating from England's tumultuous, record run-chase victory in Pakistan. 🏏
"O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!" - from Shakespeare's ‘Merchant of Venice’ (c. 1596) Act 1, Scene 3.
"Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late…" - Jonathan Swift in ‘The Examiner’ (No. XIV, November 9th, 1710).
"The broad mass of a nation… will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one." - Adolf Hitler, ‘Mein Kampf’ (1925) Vol. 1, Chapter 10.
A costly lesson from History.
You have been warned!
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2moIt is just disrespectful. I was up around the same time to work out and was already sweating before starting.