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How to get a software engineering job in 2024: Step 1: Look for all hiring managers in your local vicinity. Step 2: Start following them on their socials, LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook and even start doing it in real life, you've got to study everything they do. Step 3: Dig up dirt on them, are they having an affair? Do they secretly eat pineapple on pizza when no one is watching? Basically they need to have something you can use to your advantage. Step 4: Approach them with your findings, and if they don't hire you, you will expose them. Step 5: Once you are hired tell them you want their job and that they should demote themselves and promote you instead. You are now their boss.

William Ray

Agency Owner, Content Creator, & Mentor

11mo

Hey jade do you have any tips on how to tail a car without being noticed? Asking for a friend.

Jieyang Cen

Software Engineer ∣ Founder | MERN Stack | Entrepreneur | Innovator

11mo

this sounds so cool Jade, but any tips on how to get an AI girl friend? asking for a friend as well.

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Imran Hossain (Rubab)

Software Analyst | PaymentGateway | SSLCOMMERZ

11mo

We can create a scheduler that will automatically remind them every week or month about the blackmailing stuffs.

She plucked a photo from the envelope and slid it across the table. "How do you feel about pineapple on pizza? Hmmm?" I broke out in a cold sweat. The risk was too great.

Mayank Ahuja

Follow for Your Daily Dose of AI, Coding, Software Development & System Design Tips | Tech Book Buff | Exploring AI | Everything I write reflects my personal thoughts and has nothing to do with my employer. 👍

11mo

Jade I hope you have tried and tested this approach and speaking with experience. You recently also put some promotion updates.😅

Mathew Marquez

Full Stack Developer | Building Scalable & User-Friendly Web Apps | Always Learning & Improving

11mo

I lost it at step 3!!!!

Kenechukwu Nwobodo

Computer Scientist | Backend Engineer | JavaScript | Express | Node JS | Nest JS | Familiar With Python

11mo

Might try this out

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Paul Stiverson

Senior Software Engineer at SkyGrid

11mo

Somebody watched Problemista!

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Derek Merrikin

Senior Software Engineer | MERN & WordPress Development

11mo

Skip step 3, and with Step 4 approach them with: “Hello there! We’ve been trying to get in touch with you over your vehicle’s extended warranty.”

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Prince Azubuike

Front-end engineer | Technical writer | Typescript | Next.js | Documentation specialist | Simplifying technology for developers through content creation | Open to DevRel 🥑

11mo

Seriously 😆

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