How to get a software engineering job in 2024: Step 1: Look for all hiring managers in your local vicinity. Step 2: Start following them on their socials, LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook and even start doing it in real life, you've got to study everything they do. Step 3: Dig up dirt on them, are they having an affair? Do they secretly eat pineapple on pizza when no one is watching? Basically they need to have something you can use to your advantage. Step 4: Approach them with your findings, and if they don't hire you, you will expose them. Step 5: Once you are hired tell them you want their job and that they should demote themselves and promote you instead. You are now their boss.
this sounds so cool Jade, but any tips on how to get an AI girl friend? asking for a friend as well.
We can create a scheduler that will automatically remind them every week or month about the blackmailing stuffs.
She plucked a photo from the envelope and slid it across the table. "How do you feel about pineapple on pizza? Hmmm?" I broke out in a cold sweat. The risk was too great.
Jade I hope you have tried and tested this approach and speaking with experience. You recently also put some promotion updates.😅
I lost it at step 3!!!!
Might try this out
Somebody watched Problemista!
Skip step 3, and with Step 4 approach them with: “Hello there! We’ve been trying to get in touch with you over your vehicle’s extended warranty.”
Seriously 😆
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11moHey jade do you have any tips on how to tail a car without being noticed? Asking for a friend.