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Producers stop Bragging. Word on the street is this production house, best known for their ₹15-20 lakh jugaadu specials, landed a ₹6 crore project. 😲 Except, here’s the kicker: a real big-budget producer—who knows how to handle numbers that high—bid for less than half the price and still lost. 99% of this low budget production house’s work comes from this same agency. So the buzz is expected. But Producers love to BRAG—it’s in their DNA. 💅 Imagine going from being the “budget dude” to suddenly bragging, “Yeah, I handled the biggest film of the decade.” 👑 Clap, clap, bravo! No Excel sheet in the world can justify ₹6 crore for what’s on screen. Where’s that extra ₹3 crore chilling? In “art”? 😂 Oh sure, because obviously the sets came with free MF Hussain originals. 🎨✨ Think about it. Why would the agency and client sign off on this? They know this film doesn’t cost that much. Either someone’s playing dumb or there’s a juicier backstory we’re missing. 🤔 Or maybe—and I’m just spitballing here—the client only had ₹2 crore, and all the real producers were like, “Nah, bro, not worth it.” So they called their budget-savvy BFF to pull some jugaad magic. 🧙♂️ Remember that cola film drama a few years ago? Another low-budget production house got a multi-crore gig, and apparently everybody involved made it rain—except the producer, who had to shut shop. 💀 History repeating itself? Let's hope not. Now if you excuse us, we have 10 PPMs lined up today 😂

Abdul Razzaq

Sr. Creative Producer at One Digital Entertainment

2mo

Your Interesting insights always make me wonder why the hell I am not working with you guys! 🤔😊👍

Shekhar Sooni

Cinematographer & Film maker Works - Virodh S1, Panga, Side Hero S1, Solo Bullet, Qarib Qarib Singlle, Inside Edge S1, Girl in the city S1,Bang Bang | For more 🔽

1mo

Producers brag? Shocking. What’s next water is wet? 😉

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Pulkit Chaudhary

Freelance Assistant Director/ Assistant Producer

2mo

Wow, talk about a plot twist! 🎬 Who knew the budget dude" had a secret stash of MF Hussain originals? 😂 But hey, maybe they’ve got some magic beans or a golden goose hidden somewhere. 🪄🦢 Kudos to them for pulling off the impossible—now that's some serious jugaad! Here’s hoping the extra ₹3 crore went to an epic wrap party. 🥳 Cheers to the wild world of production! 🍿✨

Adil Chandiwala

Ad film Producer. # We at 18 Till I Die Productions do all kinds of Digital Ads for various Brands.

2mo

🤔

Ryan Suares

Founder, Head Small fry production

2mo

10 ppms 😳😊

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