Candy - Cameo https://loom.ly/gyFeGmk May #thebestman win. Not that there was ever any competition, even though I heard about folks taking bets like its #harlemnights when in reality some people have an unchecked gambling addiction. The funny thing is that my #pokerface has y’all fooled every time. I don’t know what game y’all were playing but me and my boi been playing #spades. One of the rules is you can’t talk across the table, but you can talk shit all day. And to win, all you have to do is #whoopthattrick. Not like Cindy though. And this is why you will never get invited to #thecookout because one thing I can’t stand are broke 🥷🏽 who only come to eat and don’t know how to play #dagame. At least bring some #dixiecups. A bag of ice, not just what’s in your #yeti cup. You can steal some #uline paper plates from work like y’all do that #scott toilet paper. Tell me you’re a bum without telling me you’re a bum. If you want some freebies, go to #costco; closed mouths don’t get fed over here and there are no handouts. If you cannot cook, I will kick you out of the kitchen and don’t even think about touching my #weber grill. However, if you do receive a coveted invitation, in addition to bringing #mydish, you are required to learn the #electricslide to this song. If you can line dance to Scooter Lee you can #honkytonktwist with me.
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Happy Father's Day! Being a dad is the best job in the world! Here are some dad jokes to help you up your dad game: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. How do you organize a space party? You planet. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. What good dad jokes would you add to the list? #fathersday
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In my opinion. Initially, universities don't report/inform to the law enforcement agencies. (Saving their reputation 🥲) As a result continued substance abuse could eventually lead to legal issues for students, especially if they engage in illegal activities related to substance distribution or possession off-campus. Currently, under Section 27 of the NDPS Act, possession of small quantities for personal consumption of drugs is a punishable offence, and can attract a fine of ₹10,000 and imprisonment of six months or both (Wikipedia). At University level ANTI DRUG COMMITTEE must set up and must create awareness among the students against drug abuse in college and hostel. Educate the students regarding the ill-effects of drugs and alcohol. Encourages peer policy among students against the use of drug. Regular as well as surprise checking in hostels, toilet block ,cafeteria. University should take the first step to inform this offence to the respective law enforcement agencies.
'Ganja is as easy as getting toffee or lollipop': Student's bold revelation video goes viral https://lnkd.in/dBz5-vH2
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Looking for a simple way to relieve stress and find calm in the moment? Grab a toy. Literally. All ages can benefit from playing with toys. Toys help you release tension, reset and focus. And sensory toys, meaning those that engage the senses — such as touch, sight and sound — can be especially helpful. 🚲 🏓 Make your own sensory play-time fun! Here’s a simple recipe for playdough, using ingredients commonly found in a home. For one playdough ball, mix together: ½ cup (120 g) plain flour 2 tbsp (30 g) table salt ¼ cup (60 ml) warm water 1 tbsp (15 ml) vegetable oil Food coloring (optional) #sensoryplay #playdoughrecipe #senses
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Looking for a simple way to relieve stress and find calm in the moment? Grab a toy. Literally. All ages can benefit from playing with toys. Toys help you release tension, reset and focus. And sensory toys, meaning those that engage the senses — such as touch, sight and sound — can be especially helpful. 🚲 🏓 Make your own sensory play-time fun! Here’s a simple recipe for playdough, using ingredients commonly found in a home. For one playdough ball, mix together: ½ cup (120 g) plain flour 2 tbsp (30 g) table salt ¼ cup (60 ml) warm water 1 tbsp (15 ml) vegetable oil Food coloring (optional) #sensoryplay #playdoughrecipe #senses
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Looking for a simple way to relieve stress and find calm in the moment? Grab a toy. Literally. All ages can benefit from playing with toys. Toys help you release tension, reset and focus. And sensory toys, meaning those that engage the senses — such as touch, sight and sound — can be especially helpful. 🚲 🏓 Make your own sensory play-time fun! Here’s a simple recipe for playdough, using ingredients commonly found in a home. For one playdough ball, mix together: ½ cup (120 g) plain flour 2 tbsp (30 g) table salt ¼ cup (60 ml) warm water 1 tbsp (15 ml) vegetable oil Food coloring (optional) #sensoryplay #playdoughrecipe #senses
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Looking for a simple way to relieve stress and find calm in the moment? Grab a toy. Literally. All ages can benefit from playing with toys. Toys help you release tension, reset and focus. And sensory toys, meaning those that engage the senses — such as touch, sight and sound — can be especially helpful. 🚲 🏓 Make your own sensory play-time fun! Here’s a simple recipe for playdough, using ingredients commonly found in a home. For one playdough ball, mix together: ½ cup (120 g) plain flour 2 tbsp (30 g) table salt ¼ cup (60 ml) warm water 1 tbsp (15 ml) vegetable oil Food coloring (optional) #sensoryplay #playdoughrecipe #senses
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Looking for a simple way to relieve stress and find calm in the moment? Grab a toy. Literally. All ages can benefit from playing with toys. Toys help you release tension, reset and focus. And sensory toys, meaning those that engage the senses — such as touch, sight and sound — can be especially helpful. 🚲 🏓 Make your own sensory play-time fun! Here’s a simple recipe for playdough, using ingredients commonly found in a home. For one playdough ball, mix together: ½ cup (120 g) plain flour 2 tbsp (30 g) table salt ¼ cup (60 ml) warm water 1 tbsp (15 ml) vegetable oil Food coloring (optional) #sensoryplay #playdoughrecipe #senses
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Looking for a simple way to relieve stress and find calm in the moment? Grab a toy. Literally. All ages can benefit from playing with toys. Toys help you release tension, reset and focus. And sensory toys, meaning those that engage the senses — such as touch, sight and sound — can be especially helpful. 🚲 🏓 Make your own sensory play-time fun! Here’s a simple recipe for playdough, using ingredients commonly found in a home. For one playdough ball, mix together: ½ cup (120 g) plain flour 2 tbsp (30 g) table salt ¼ cup (60 ml) warm water 1 tbsp (15 ml) vegetable oil Food coloring (optional) #sensoryplay #playdoughrecipe #senses
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