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Breaking News: IT Industry Has No Clue What Engineers Are Anymore! In a shocking twist, it seems the IT industry has developed an allergy to the words "Civil" and "Mechanical" when listing job openings. Apparently, if you're an engineer who doesn’t speak in binary, you might as well be a unicorn! Job Posting Highlights: - Software Engineer?Perfect, welcome aboard! - Computer Engineer? Excellent, you must know your way around a motherboard. - Electrical Engineer?You get a pass because we like our gadgets powered. - Chemical Engineer?Hmm… you mix things, right? Close enough. - Aerospace Engineer?Sure, rockets are cool, and we like cool things. - Biotech Engineer? Why not, science is science, right? But oh boy, Civil and Mechanical Engineers… what do you even do? Build bridges and machines? Pfft! The IT world runs on code and coffee, not concrete and crankshafts! We can totally automate that stuff with Python and a bit of duct tape, can’t we? In summary, dear job seekers, unless your engineering degree comes with a side of Java, your chances of landing that dream IT job are about as high as finding a Wi-Fi signal in the middle of the Sahara. So brush up on your coding, forget about those bridges and engines, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be deemed worthy of the IT throne. But if you still dream in cement and gears, just remember: the IT industry might not understand you, but the world still needs bridges that don’t crash… unlike our code.