*Entries are closed now* We are hiring! Job Title: Chief Commenter Intern Job Description: Are you someone who drops one-liners that get all the “😂” reacts? We’re hiring a Chief Commenter Intern to own Blinkit’s comments and make the internet laugh, cry, and spam the heart emoji. We’re looking for someone who follows Blinkit on every platform, a meme encyclopedia with a PhD in humor that slaps and is fluent in Gen Z slangs. What you’ll do: - Ratio on X (Twitter), CFBR on Linkedin and cook for us on Instagram comments - Write comments so funny people don't hesitate before liking - Make people open our profile after seeing our comment - Spot trends and ride them like a pro Perks: - You get paid to scroll and banter - You will be our team’s pookie - Snacks, munchies and coffee on us Think you’ve got what it takes? Drop 3 killer comments and prove it. You have 48 hours, your time starts now.⏱️
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Would love to be part of the Blinkit Team ✨ Here are my one-liners : 1️⃣ New Year pe itne condom deliver kar diye #Blinkit ne ki lagta hai sarkar se zyada toh Blinkit ko population ki chinta hai! 🫣💀 2️⃣ Jitne condoms deliver ho rahe hain na #Blinkit se, it should be called #KinkIT now! 😏🔥 3️⃣ Ek baar traffic mein phas gaya, toh mere gharwalon ne mujhe #Blinkit kar diya—10 minute mein ghar pe! 🚦🏠✨ 4️⃣ Me: "Pehla anda aaya ya murgi?" 🤖 ChatGPT: "Pehle toh pata nahi, but leke #Blinkit aaya tha!" 🥚🐔😂
1) Kya hi wordplay karu, na likhna ata hai na hote hai words rhyme Aree 5 baj gye, kaam toh hota rhega, abhi chai peene ka time 🥰☕️ 2) “Mai udna chahta hu naina, daudna chahta hu girna bhi chahta hu, bus 10min se zyada rukna nahi chahta 🥹” 3) me to the midnight munchies in my cart: Kabhi kabhi mere bill mein, sawaal aata hai ki jaise tujhko mangaaya gaya hai mere liye 😋 (thread continued in replies*)
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Don't need that internship but yeah.. 1) Blinkit, Is this post a silent #offer for those stand-up comedians whose career is blinking ?? (No Kunal Kamra was hurt in this comment) 2) since, you deliver so fast as if we just blink what do you do when we don't ?? Now, deliver me that internship #invoice on priority ( wa.me/+919110046661 for your quick reach) 3) Blinking for 3rd Comment .... well, this is me winking, not blinking😉 #internship do na do.. kabhi invite krlena meko Zepto ki tareef nhii karunga 😉😉 #yesss #interested #cfbr #connections #blinkit #opportunity
1-Shadi mei fufa ji ka muh gya fool, toh Blinkit se kr diya order phool😳 2- Blinkit be like tum Blinkit se milk order kro, hum Zomato se kheer ke notifications bhjenge 😵💫 3- Gym ki diet hum deliver kar denge tum gym jana shuru toh kro 🫣 4-Pookie hai bhookhe or uske pass nahi hai koi cookie, din gya uska low-key, isliye hamare taraf se khoob sare cookies🫰🏻 #blinkit
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