In the sprawling, ever-expanding LinkedInverse, where countless profiles flicker and fade, a brave new voice has emerged! (Not mine, of course, that would be far too exciting.)
This voice, however, belongs to The Casual Observer, a humble endeavour dedicated to equipping intrepid professionals with the skills to navigate the often bewildering labyrinth of the contemporary business world.
But enough about me (and by "me," I mean The Casual Observer, not me, although I digress), because the real stars of this particular show are YOU, my esteemed colleagues, contacts, aquaintences!
Yes, you! The Zaphod Beeblebroxes and Trician McMillians of the professional sphere. I'm humbly reaching out, not with a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (although those are lovely too), but with a plea for your illustrious support.
Follow The Casual Observer on LinkedIn, and in return, you'll be entered into a prize draw of truly interstellar proportions:
1st Prize: A Bugblatter Beast of Traal novelty sticker album (subject to Megadodo Publications' whims and Vogon bureaucracy, resulting in a highly likely chance of never receiving it ever. And quite possibly you will still have to pay the delivery cost of 30 Altarian dollars per delivery attempt.).
2nd Prize: A copy of Hotblack Desiato’s, rarest bootleg single “Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster Supernova" (because who wouldn't want that?).
3rd Prize: A free “to be picked up by a spaceship within 30 seconds of being thrown out of an airlock" card (purely for entertainment purposes, please don't attempt this at home).
So, there you have it, folks! A chance to win prizes so magnificent, so utterly improbable, that they'd make Marvin the Paranoid Android crack a smile. Follow The Casual Observer, and together, let's make the business world a slightly less Vogon-esque place.
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A Cambridge academic recently faced a loo-sing situation, trapped for hours! She channeled her inner MacGyver and escaped using erm, ... an eyeliner and a cotton bud! #TheCasualObserver #ProblemSolvingSkills #ThinkOutsideTheBox
Link to article: https://lnkd.in/e6_6i_wu
Cambridge academic escapes toilet using eyeliner and cotton
bbc.com
Switching to natural and sustainable fibres is need of the hour ! #slowfashion