nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - the time your post was screenshot and shared in r/LinkedInLunatics
“I was hit by a car yesterday. This is what it taught me about B2B sales…”
1. Wake up at 4AM and write in my dream journal 2. Ice plunge 3. Yoga 4. Receive a small donation of 1 million dollars from mommy and daddy dearest 5. Oatmeal
Don't mind me. Just another sucker who came here because I saw this on r/linkedinlunatics.
“After a year of being laid off and losing everything I need to thank my former employer (Fill in blank with Tech Company) by teaching me about being savvy with money. Because of them I learned how to better finances by supplementing my daily ramen and stretching it even further by adding grass to it. The grass is free, supplied by the ground around the tent I had to pitch in the park since I lost my 4bd home. Nature is amazing and being here with only a duffle bag of clothes, a campfire, and ramen I acquired through trades at a soup kitchen it centers me. (Fill in tech company name) I owe my strength to you. A huge shoutout to (name) for laying me off. You knew I wasn’t being challenged enough and just wanted to better me through organic experiences. I once drove a Porsche, now I walk. I once had shoes, now I have socks. I am learning so much due to my layoff. Thank you (Tech company name).” 🙃
Reddit, Inc. - will being featured in r/LinkedInLunatics become a LinkedIn skill? 🤔
what’s worse - The feeling you need to post in LinkedIn to stay relevant or your post will end up on r/linkedInLunatics
i actually woke up at 3am today to meditate and then write in my journal for six minutes followed by black coffee for two minutes and then I walked my dog for 16 seconds before heading out the door for my 4:18AM meeting with shareholders in Mumbai
Reddit just broke the “4th wall” of the internet…
I swear Linkedin is the cringest platform ever
Technical Writer @Spotnana | Ex - Gojek, Meesho, Zeta
2moThat was fast 🤣