Hooray another study! This time it will fix ALL the ills with the Amphib Fleet and is totally NOT a knee-jerk reaction due to a microscope's lens & recent vetted war-fighting shortfalls.
I can see the results now. Verbose Power Points, carefully crafted by master gnomes to blame everyone & everything EXCEPT the folks whom the buck is always supposed to stop with and the antiquated processes still rife in the many aquisition realms, loaded with unnecessarily abstract vernacular from a lexicon few understand. Recommendations will be tepid, skittish; tantamount to a bandaid and will NOT address service core rot and confusion.
Then we can look forward to episodic grand dinner theater where each week a specially chosen member of the current Big Navy Star Chamber decends the stairs from Olympus and deigns to point their wizened fingers accusingly and menacingly at certain folks from the "before time."
Then a torrent of overpaid, magpie-like consultants, who may or may not have ever actually seen anything Haze Grey and Underway, will gesticulate & chant in unison about the many "shortfalls" they - and only they - were smart enough "uncover." These no-brainers will consist of things like funding, poor maintenance, fuzzy requirements, incoherent strategic vision, lackadaisical work attitudes, ILS / LSA / SMD / QDR drama, supply issues, lack of Navy operated shipyards & the degradation of America's shipbuilding ability in general.
Then Congress will demand that some senior uniformed folks appear before them. Some in white will act offended at being questioned before ultimately stamnering a few unintelligible murmors before loudly blaming their aide-de-camp, chief-of-staff, lack of Drag Queen depth, the previous "guy/gal", the rank-and-file, the patriarchy, lack of diversity, and / or the recent solar eclipse before "promising to look into it."
Unknowing sacrificial lambs in uniform will then be sent out on the flapping mouth-hole circuit to continue to clutch pearls & feign surprise that our Amphib capability has been slowly hemorrhaging to death for at least the last 15/20 years and that "four or whatever" working ships is not enough.
The ensuing post-congressional brohaha will be all the rage for five-days (six if the perpetually offended victim club doesn't start crying about the color & genders of a TV Show cast, Video Game with aesthetically pleasing women, 40-year-old song, an 80's movie sex scene, a 1930s National Geographic issue, Fort / Post namesakes, sexism in the Smurf Villiage or other percieved slight), then it will quietly die down.
Most of the Big Navy key players will then quickly and conveniently forget all about all of it and push off the remaining nug-work on their staff so they can get back to concentrating on what is truly important for many of them...:
...Diversity, Equity and Inclusion matters...Righting the wrongs of our forefathers and answering all the important questions not one single person has ever asked...
eat dessert first..
1moHello, the US Army calls it's communications a Nodal Network System. And I own that domain name .. NodalNetwork.com How can I give this to the Army?