We are very sorry. Deeply sorry. Sincerely sorry. This is very regrettable and we should be ashamed of ourselves. But... ...we have targets to hit so we're gonna press 'Post' anyway.
High protein, low dignity. Best tag line yet
The only 40 pages some of us had time to read in the last while
psst, if my boss fires me for using our official account to post this, can I come work for you lot?
Now thats a lot of banan- ooh sorry I meant cereal, I'm looking at the cereal 👀
your marketing is so good I literally just sent this to my friend in Scotland (I hope you sell in Scotland... IF not, then I'll make her travel to London). "their marketing is sooooo gooooood… get me anything from them when you're coming...."
I didn't even realize it was 40 pages long until I read the comments - that's how you keep readers engaged and interested... Still not buying the cereal though 😂 Mostly because I haven't seen it in stores in South Africa though.
"High protein. Low sugar. Third thing." is genius 🔥
Great.... Now I'm hoping more and more that your products exist in my country, it makes feel numb from the wanting and hope-ing.. (See what I did there?) 🫨
‘Third thing’ really speaks to me as a consumer. I hate banana.
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1moThis will almost certainly drive sales. Do you sell them in boxers as well or just briefs?