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FEBRUARY 2ND Groundhog Day, or February 2nd, is the day when woodchucks tell Canadians what awaits them in the months till the official start of Spring. Will it be a long winter or a short winter — as if waiting until early February wasn’t long enough. How long is that groundhog’s shadow? Legend has it that, on February 2nd, if the groundhog emerges from its burrow, sees its shadow and then returns, winter will last for another six weeks. If it doesn’t see its shadow, winter will be shorter. Wiarton Willie, is another of Canada’s most well-known groundhogs, who, along with his successors (each named Willie), has been making prognostications since 1999. While waiting for the prediction on February' 2nd, here are a few seasonal jokes: How does Punxsutawney Phil greet his parents? With hogs and kisses. Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep hearing the same one over and over again. What is a groundhog’s favorite drink? Hole milk. Why is it annoying to watch TV with a groundhog? They hog the remote. What does Punxsutawney Phil use to clean his laundry? Hogwash. Why are woodchucks such bad drivers? Because they hog the road. How do groundhogs approach wellness? Hole-istically. How do you stop a woodchuck from digging holes? Hog-tie it. What do you call a groundhog in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. Which animal takes up the most square feet? A groundhog. Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor? The hog-spital. How does the groundhog know when to look for his shadow? They tell him to gopher it. Happy Groundhog Day! Susan Tan Senior Protection #groundhogday https://lnkd.in/e34WNJGv

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