A Care Package for Big Boy Season
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A Care Package for Big Boy Season

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David Wright

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Published May 15, 2024
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  1. Charlie One Horse Poncho
  2. Synthetic Handle Hatchet
  3. Leather Mountain Goat Journal w/ Tuttle 75/25 Moisture Resistant Writing Stock
  4. 4 Pack Surveyor's Field Notebooks
  5. Mossy Oak 5 Knife Set (Includes 3-Knife Leather Scabbard, 1 Filet knife with scabbard, 1 Paring Knife with synthetic handle, 1 sharpening stone)
  6. 500 Ft. of Climbing Rope (See Cumberland Transit Notes for Tensile strength)
  7. 3 D-Ring Carabiners (not pictured)
  8. 1 Pair Hudson London Leather Thong Sandals
  9. 1 Pair Patagonia Wicking Pants (Olive Green)
  10. 1 GL Leather Bi-fold Wallet (Handmade)
  11. 1 Activated Charcoal Water Filter Straw with Collector Pouch
  12. 1 Lensatik Compass
  13. Fossil Arkitekt Pocket Watch
  14. 8 Pack Golf Length Ticondaroga #2 Pencils

*Ships Every Year Like Clockwork to arrive in time for Memorial Day Weekend. I wonder what 2024 will bring?


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