A long long time ago in a galaxy not so far away...

Somewhere on the fringes of Nexus Land, yet another unknown psychopatchist emerged. Over several years of his unnecessary and overestimated toil, which made even a snail's pace seem like lightning speed, he crafted dozens of various surprisingly not-so-bad patches (at least, that's what people told him to keep him from falling into despair). While toiling away on these vast heaps of rubbish (alone or with other equally insignificant modders) of plugins for dedicated collections, he also created other, sometimes very tiny creations, so tiny they were almost invisible without a microscope.
Wise men still can't decide whether these are masterpieces or crap, but sometimes, when the moon is full, they find them useful to bring some semblance of order. Some of them are definitely unfinished, as if he ran out of ink in his magical quill, but even in that state, they can solve the problems of poor souls who have experienced more chaos than a tavern full of drunken trolls.
Finally, the psychopatchist decided to share his works with the wider public, so everyone may use them and at least tame the modding chaos a little bit. Rejoice, for the age of orderly plugins is upon us!

The masterpieces:
+ 3DNPC - Art imports - adjusts paintings placement in Radiant Raiment
+ 3DNPC - Dawnguard Sentries - shifts a lean marker in Solitude
+ 3DNPC - CC Fishing - adjusts the placement of a few fishing/critters spawn markers near Windhelm Docks
+ 3DNPC - Denizens of Morthal - modifies two NPC packages (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ 3DNPC - ESO Imports - conflict resolution on two records and a cell settings
+ 3DNPC - Immersive Citizens - moves a bunch of 3DNPC elements to prevent clipping with a bed added by ICAIO in New Gnisis Cornerclub
+ 3DNPC - Khajiit Will Follow - shifts one lean marker in Winking Skeever
+ 3DNPC - Landscape and Water Fixes - conflict resolution on a few records (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ BUVARP - NSUTR - changes Anska's house and a walkway to NSUTR version, adds snow cover
+ A Cat's Life - AI Overhaul - adjusts some elements and idle markers in Solitude
+ A Cat's Life - Drinking Fountains of Skyrim - shifts one idle marker in Solitude
+ A Cat's Life - Immersive Laundry - modifies placement of a few static records and idle markers in Solitude
+ Aemer's Refuge - Wintersun - changes the placement of the key to Aemer's Refuge in Dawnstar Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary
+ After the Civil War - Mihail's Handicapped Citizens - moves one patrol marker in Solitude
+ AI Overhaul - After the Civil War - moves one lean marker in Solitude
+ AI Overhaul - Immersive Laundry - shifts laundry hangers and two idle markers in Solitude
+ Aspens Ablaze - ESO Imports - adjusts trees placement, resolves conflicts (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ CFTO - CC Fishing - adjusts the position of an NPC and a few markers near Half Moon Mill
+ CFTO - Denizens of Morthal - moves some flowers and the marker (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ CFTO - DK's Realistic Nord Ships - conflict resolution on a few boats and sit markers
+ CFTO - Enhanced Landscapes - modifies placement of the waterlilies near Half Moon Mill
+ CFTO - Immersive Citizens - switches the vanilla ferrymans/drivers to CFTO counterparts in ownership settings added/modified by Immersive Citizens, conflict resolution (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ Cheesemod - Animated Armoury - adjusts the position of a tankard in Falion's House
+ Cheesemod - Amulets of Skyrim - shifts one amulet in the Hall of Countenance
+ Cheesemod - BadGremlin's Collectables - adjusts positions of a few food records in Falkreath's Jarl's House
+ Cheesemod - ESO Imports - conflict resolution on one book in Riften's Temple of Mara
+ Cheesemod - Keeper Carcette Survives - adjusts a few records to resolve clipping, and conflict resolution (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ Cheesemod - Radiance: Locations - adjusts the position of two elements (in Ivarstead and Solitude Docks)
+ Cheesemod - Tamrielic Culture - resolves clipping conflicts in Bannered Mare, Dead Man's Drink and Sadri's Used Wares
+ Convenient Carriages - Illustrated Town Panels - removes a tree near Solitude
+ DK Nord Ships - Castle Volkihar Rebuilt - adjusts the position of a few boats and one crate (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Denizens of Morthal - AI Overhaul - conflict resolution on a few NPCs, modified two of Agni's packages
+ Denizens of Morthal - BUVARP - conflict resolution on one NPC
+ Denizens of Morthal - RS Children Overhaul - conflict resolution on three NPCs
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Aspens Ablaze - adjusts the size and position of two trees in Rift
+ Enhanced Landscapes - BUVARP - adjusts one tree near BrandyMug Farm
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Capital Whiterun Expansion - removes a rock pile
+ Enhanced Landscapes - CC Ghosts of the Tribunal - adjusts landscape near Raven Rock (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Illustrated Town Panels - shifts one tree near Solitude
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Immersive Laundry - disables one shrub near Snow-Shod Farm
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Moon and Star - adjust one snowdrift near Azura's Shrine
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Roadsigns Overhaul 2.0 - disables one clipping tree near the road from Solitude to Dragon Bridge
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Settlements Expanded - disables one mountain cliff near Cold Stone Mine
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Trees Addon - disables or moves a few trees in Haafingar
+ Enhanced Landscapes - Ulvenwald - shifts one tree in Riften
+ Eli Ruska - DK Nord Ships - adjusts the position of a boat (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ ESO Imports - Denizens of Morthal - conflict resolution on Meeko
+ ESO Skyshards - The Marshlands - for Arthmmor's Skyshards, shifts one tree (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ ETaC Complete - 3DNPC - conflict resolution on four records (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ ETaC Complete - CFTO - plugin replacer for the original patch, removed dependencies on Lanters and Covered Carriages Addons, adjusted one marker
+ ETaC Complete - Missives - adjusts the flowers in Morthal
+ ezPG - BadGremlin's Collectables - moves a book in Riverwood Trader
+ Happy Little Trees - AI Overhaul - adjusts the placement of a stump near Half Moon Mill
+ Happy Little Trees - Sky Haven Temple Garden - changes back flying moss to hanging moss (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Immersive Citizens - Alternate Start - conflict resolution on three scenes (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ Immersive Citizens - BUVARP - forwards ICAIO ownership setting to a bed in Dead Man's Drink (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ Immersive Citizens - Citizens of Tamriel - conflict resolution on two records (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ Immersive Citizens - More to Say - conflict resolution on some dialogue/scene settings (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ Immersive Citizens - Small Nordic Tent Replacer - adjusts the position of a lantern near Whiterun Gate
+ Immersive Citizens - WACCF - conflict resolution on a sword in Jorrvaskr (patch by ra2phoenix)
+ Immersive Laundry - Imperial Mail - moves laundry hangers into a different spot
+ Inconsequential NPCs - Landscape and Water Fixes - conflict resolution on wood chopping block in Solitude
+ Jedi Trees - Dawn of Skyrim - adjusts a few trees in Riften so they stop growing into buildings
+ JK's Skyrim - 3DNPC - conflict resolution on navmesh in Riften, placement adjustments in Morthal and Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - A Cat's Life - shifts a few idle markers in Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - Birds of Skyrim - modifies the position of a few birds in Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - Dawnguard Sentries - shifts a few markers in Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - ezPG - modifies NPC and idle marker placement, disables one barrel in Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - fixes -  a few minor placement fixes in Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - Immersive Citizens - conflict resolution and placement adjustments of various markers and elements in Solitude, Falkreath and Riverwood
+ JK's Skyrim - Legends Imports - shifts one idle marker in Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - Morrowloot Miscellania - Item Distribution - shifts axe placement in Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - Nordic Stonewalls - adjusts the height of stonewalls and ivy placement in Falkreath
+ JK's Skyrim - Skyrim Belongs to the Nords - modifies the initial placement of two NPCs in Solitude
+ JK's Skyrim - Slightly Better Nordic Burial Cairns - adjusts placement of a few static records in Falkreath to match the new cairn model
+ JK's Skyrim - Spaghetti Cities AIO - adjusts a bunch of various elements in Solitude
+ Khajiit Has Wares - Immersive Citizens - conflict resolution on navmesh, landscape, furniture and a few markers
+ Legends Imports - Radiance: Locations - conflict resolution on a few NPCs and cell settings
+ Lux Via - DK Nord Ships - adjusts two boats on Lake Honrich
+ Lux Via - Enhanced Landscapes - shifts one water plant on Lake Honrich, additional patch to the official Lux Via one
+ M'rissi - ESO Imports - changes two meads to ESO versions in the Hall of Countenance
+ Midden Expanded - Skyrims Unique Treasures - modifies placement of a bottle in the Frozen Hearth Inn
+ Midden Expanded - Thieves Guild Requirements - shifts marker in the Frozen Hearth Inn
+ Missives - AI Overhaul - shifts one idle marker in Morthal
+ Missives - Dawnguard Sentries - shifts one patrol marker in Morthal
+ Midwood Isle - Save the Icerunner - moves a Midwood Isle ship to a different location (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Nature of the Wildlands - CC Bittercup - changes the size and position of one tree near Falkreath's Watchtower
+ Nature of the Wildlands - CC Ghosts of the Tribunal - adjusts landscape near Raven Rock (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Nature of the Wildlands - CC Tundra Homestead - moves the trees clipping into the house (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ New Weynon - Lanterns of Skyrim II - slightly moves one lantern (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ New Weynon - Lux Via - adjusts the position of Via addons, alternative to official Lux Via - New Weynon patch by AgentW (use one or another) (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ New Weynon - Trees Addon - moves one tree clipping with rocks and a house (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Obscure's College of Winterhold - AI Overhaul - adjusts the placement of a bunch of markers (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Obscure's College of Winterhold - Rugnarok - corrects the placement of two rugs (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Relaxed Khajiits - ETaC - conflict resolution, needed only for "bedrolls" version of Relaxed Khajiits (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Relaxed Khajiits - Immersive Citizens - conflict resolution, needed only for "bedrolls" version of Relaxed Khajiits (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Relaxed Khajiits - Khajiit Has Wares - conflict resolution, needed only for "bedrolls" version of Relaxed Khajiits (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Riverwood Redone - Mystic Condenser - minor placement corrections for mystic condenser and a chest in Sleeping Giant Inn (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Rugnarok Fixes - adjusts a few rolled carpets, load it near the top of your load order
+ Ryn's Azura Shrine - 3DNPC - shifts one sitting marker (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Ryn's Azura Shrine - Enhanced Landscapes - adjusts three mountain parts (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Ryn's Azura Shrine - Moon and Star - adjusts a few elements to prevent clipping (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Ryn's Azura Shrine - NSUTR - moves three snowdrifts (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Ryn's Azura Shrine - WACCF Armor and Clothing Extensions - moves a sack into a different position (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Ryn's Farms - A Cat's Life - shifts the position of two idle markers on Merryfair Farm
+ Ryn's Farms - DK Nord Ships - repositions a few elements near Snow-Shod Farm
+ Ryn's Farms - Enhanced Landscapes - resolves landscape conflicts, moves or disables a few additions near Riften, disables one tree near Hlaalu farm
+ Ryn's Farms - Farmhouse Chimneys - shifts one firewood pile on Hollyfrost Farm
+ Ryn's Farms - Immersive Citizens - conflict resolution on landscape and navmesh, adjusts some barrels and a bunch of idle markers to modified farm's layout (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Ryn's Farms - Mihail's Haystacks - adjusts haystacks placement to match the modified farms layout (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Ryn's Farms - Second Great War - shifts a few NPC spawning points near Merryfair Farm
+ Ryn's Farms - Trees Addon - adjusts the placement of firewood piles on Merryfair Farm
+ Ryn's Farms - Ulvenwald - simple conflict resolution patch on a few trees near Riften
+ Second Great War - Justice - modifies a banner on Solitude gate
+ Shadows Over Ilinalta - Fabled Forest - navmesh and placement adjustments, conflict resolution (patch by demoboca)
+ Shadows Over Ilinalta - Ilinmere Tower - navmesh and placement adjustments, conflict resolution (patch by demoboca)
+ Shadows Over Ilinalta - Ryn's Standing Stones AIO - navmesh and placement adjustments, conflict resolution (patch by demoboca)
+ Skyrim Objects SMIMed: Farm Mills - Medieval Farmhouses - SMIMed sfarmhousemill.nif model for Medieval Farmhouses textures (licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International license)
+ Skyrim Sewers - Sons of Skyrim - very minor conflict resolution on one record
+ Skyrim Underground - MLU - shifts a strongbox in Dragonsreach Jarl's quarters
+ SMIM - USSEP - modifies the position of dock stairs in Solitude Docks
+ Snowy Ships for Snowy Regions - DK's Nord Ships - switches some elements to snowy versions, modifies two SSSR's ships to use DK's models (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Snowy Ships for Snowy Regions - Falskaar - applies SSSR's changes to the boat added in Dawnstar
+ Solitude Docks - Radiance: Locations - forwards USSEP placement changes for three boxes (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Solitude Docks - mesh fixes - adjusts UVs on two house models
+ Spaghetti Faction Halls - AI Overhaul - moves one idle marker in Dawnstar Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary
+ Spaghetti Faction Halls - Animated Armoury - disables two wine bottles in Dawnstar Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary
+ Spaghetti Faction Halls - Pilgrim - adjusts placement of two soul gems in Dawnstar Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary
+ Spaghetti Faction Halls - Wintersun - removes two skulls clipping with the shrine, adjusts the placement of a dagger
+ Spaghetti Cities AIO - A Cat's Life - shifts a few idle markers in Solitude
+ Spaghetti Cities AIO - Drinking Fountains - adjusts placement and disables some conflicting elements
+ Spaghetti Cities AIO - ezPG - modifies NPC and idle marker placement in Solitude
+ Tamrielic Culture - Keep It Clean - slightly moves basket and a broom in Bannered Mare
+ Tamrielic Culture - Medieval Spirits - resolves borked textures on a Tamrielic Culture's bottles using renamed vanilla meshes (COMPLETE PATCH)
+ Tamrielic Culture - New Treasure Hunt - moves two elements in Sleeping Giant Inn
+ Tamrielic Culture - Radiance: Locations - shifts a bottle in Vilemyr Inn
+ Tamrielic Culture - Sons of Skyrim - shifts two bottles in Dragonsreach Jarl's quarters
+ Tamrielic Culture - Thieves Night on the Town - resolves clipping issues in Gray Pine Goods and Four Shields Tavern
+ Tamrielic Culture - Wintersun - shifts one bottle
+ The Brotherhood of Old - Alternate DB Ending - moves one marker in Dawnstar Sanctuary
+ Trees Addon - The Brotherhood of Old - disables one tree near Solitude
+ Trees Addon - CC Fishing - adjusts the position of a tree near Half Moon Mill
+ Trees Addon - JK's Skyrim - moves two trees in Rorikstead outside of the buildings
+ Trees Addon - The Marshlands - moves one tree
+ Ulvenwald - CACO Farm Overhaul - conflict resolution on one tree near Riften
+ Ulvenwald - Holidays - adapts holiday lanterns placement to modified tree model in Solitude
+ Ulvenwald - Roadsigns Overhaul 2.0 - shifts one shrub near the road from Dragon Bridge to Solitude
+ Windhelm Bridge Revived - iNeed Extended - changes new snowdrifts into iNeed activators (COMPLETE PATCH)

Irrelevant knowledge:
- All plugins are in ESP-FE format and packed into a FOMOD installer, making installation as easy as pushing an octopus through a keyhole – which is to say, much simpler than it sounds.
- It's highly possible this collection will grow or shrink, like a magical garden tended by an invisible gardener. Some patches might someday receive dedicated bigger collections, but that depends on the whims of fate and whether the Madlad can find even more time and patience to finish them.
- Some plugins cover only the issues I've encountered while working on different projects, therefore they aren't finished, yet still serve their purpose. It's a bit like a magical potion that doesn't turn you into a dragon, but at least stops you from sneezing.

Credits:
ra2phoenix for some patches and fixes
demoboca for Shadows Over Ilinalta patches
Terry Pratchett for his books
Kris Takahashi for 3DNPC
DarkFox127 for A Cat's Life
LeanWolf for Aemer's Refuge SE
tarlazo for After the Civil War - Siege Damage Repairs, Convenient Carriages and Relaxed Khajiits
SpiderAkiraC and mnikjom for AI Overhaul
Arthmoor for Alternate Start - Live Another Life, Castle Volkihar Rebuilt and ESO Skyshards
uni_SL for Amulets of Skyrim  
kryptopyr for Armor and Clothing Extension, CACO - Complete Alchemy and Cooking Overhaul, Thieves Guild Requirements and Weapons Armor Clothing and Clutter Fixes
NickNak for Animated Armoury
mindflux for Aspens Ablaze
BadGremlin for BadGremlin's Collection
Steve40 for Birds of Skyrim SSE
AndrealphusVIII for BUVARP SE RE
Teabag86 and kryptopyr for CACO Farm Overhaul
Surjamte for Capital Whiterun Expansion
Kinaga for CFTO - Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul
aviform and EpicCrab and DoubtSuspended and PhysicsFish and Daniel Hodge for Cheesemod
Craftian for Citizens of Tamriel and ezPG
Vaelka for Dawn of Skyrim
rms827 for Dawnguard Sentries
Lollia for Denizens of Morthal
DeviantKhaled and JPSteel2 for DK's Realistic Nord Ships
Ludochan for Drinking Fountains of Skyrim
ACeeQ for Enhanced Landscapes
SarthesArai for Elder Scrolls Legends Imports, ESO Imports and Radiance - Locations
MissJennaBee for Expanded Towns and Cities Complete
Kojillama for Fabled Forests
Alexander JVelicky for Falskaar
Scarla for Farmhouse Chimneys
mihail for Handicapped Citizens and Haystacks
T4GTR34UM3R for Happy Little Trees
snozz2004 for Ilinmere Tower
Yuril and PRieST47 for Illustrated Town Panels
Arnaud dOrchymont for Immersive Citizens
Nerd of Prey for Immersive Laundry
Sthaagg Memnochs for Imperial Mail
ripple for Inconsequential NPCs
isoku for Holidays and iNeed
DavidJedi for Jedi Trees
JKrojmal for JKs Skyrim
GoodfellowGoodspring for JUSTICE - City Exteriors
Sthaagg Memnochs and Clioshand for Keep It Clean
Ruhadre for Keeper Carcette Survives
allonsywisegirl for Khajiit Has Wares
robbobert for Khajiit Will Follow
WiZkiD for Lanterns of Skyrim II and Skyrim Landscape and Water Fixes
GGUNIT for Lux Orbis and Lux Via
KreaQ for M'rissi's Tails of Troubles
Clemus33 for Medieval Farmhouses
mathy79 for Medieval Spirits
EasierRider for Midden Expanded
Will Evans for Midwood Isle
IronDusk33 for Missives
Gan Xingba for Moon and Star
abramcf for More to Say
foreverphoenix for Morrowloot Miscellania
ChocolateNoodle for Morrowloot Ultimate
Dave053 for Mystic Condenser
fxckthisworld for Nature of the Wild Lands
InstantKor for New Treasure Hunt
Schlitzohr for New Weynon
Prometheus for No Snow Under the Roof
SomethingObscure for Obscure's College of Winterhold
SimonMagus for Pilgrim - A Religion Overhaul
Isophe for RS Children Overhaul
Xfreakish for Riverwood Redone
GeraldMods for Road Signs Overhaul 2.0
Gamwich for Rugnarok
Elianora for Ruska - A Riften Player Home
Ryn for Ryn's Azura's Shrine, Ryn's Farms and Ryn's Standing Stones
Parapets for Save the Icerunner
Urtho for Settlements Expanded
Albro for Sky Haven Temple - Gardens
Senterpat for Skyrim Artwork Imports
FR158 for Skyrim Belongs to the Nords
wSkeever for Skyrim Objects SMIMed - Farm Mills
Viltuska for Skyrim Sewers
AncientKane for Skyrim Underground
clintmich and icecreamassassin and sirjesto for Skyrims Unique Treasures
FrankBlack for Slightly Better Nordic Burial Cairns
JPSteel2 for Small Nordic Tent Replacer
ToosTruus for Snowy Ships in Snowy Regions
AssyMcGee and Featherstone for Solitude Docks
NordwarUA for Sons of Skyrim
RubberSpaghetti for Spaghetti's Cities AIO and Spaghetti's Faction Halls AIO
Brumbek for Static Mesh Improvement Mod
Watcherzero for Tamrielic Culture
Tom Tesoro for The Brotherhood of Old - Dark Brotherhood Continued
Tesfiend for The Marshlands
Reath1 for The Second Great War
Megapatato for Thieves' Night on the Town
Wigfrid for Traverse the Ulvenwald
winedave for Trees Addon
Arthmoor and The Unofficial Patch Project Team for Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch
miliyx and zohryu for Windhelm Bridge Revived
EnaiSaion for Wintersun - Faiths of Skyrim
WhiteWolf424242 for Your Choices Matter - A Dark Brotherhood Expansion